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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Meri ek taang nakli hai, main hockey ka bohot bada khiladi tha. Ek din Uday bhai ke baare mein galti se kuch ulta bol diya, toh Majnu bhai ne gusse mein meri hockey stick se meri hi taang tod dali. Par dil ke bahut achhe hai, mujhe turant hospital le gaye aur marham-patti karwayi."
""These businessmen are not friends with anyone. They are only friends with money"."
""Son, son, son... now you give me the answer". [Very joyful manner]"
""Please do not think today, listen to your Indian heart" [When requesting to the public via broadcast]"
"I am the best"
""You will face hardships as Mohan is facing today. Why? Because Mohan Joshi, is just a common man" [Requesting to the public via confession]"
""If i lose hope during the protest, i will turn around and look there, to look if i am not alone". [Requesting public via broadcast]"
""By killing Maganlal Gupta, i have given a tribute to my deceased daughter. If this is terrorism, then i am a terrorist". [While narrating his story]"
"I am not a terrorist". [While shouting to Ajay and Ria]"
"Nourish a dog, nourish a cat, infact even nourish a snake ... but don't nourish a misunderstanding"
"The most important thing in politics is time"
"Shahrukh Khan as Ajay Bakhshi"
"Juhi Chawla as Ria Banerjee"
"Paresh Rawal as Mohan Joshi"
"Johnny Lever as Choti/Pappu Junior"
"Atul Parchure as Shahid"
"Mona Ambegaonkar as Ajay's crush"
"Hyder Ali as Ajay's father"
"Sanjai Mishra as Bomb Defuser"
"Sharat Saxena as Pappu's boss"
"Neena Kulkarni as Mohan's wife"
"Dalip Tahil as Ria's boss"
"Satish Shah as Ajay's boss"
"Govind Namdeo as Minister Mushran"
"Shakti Kapoor as Minister Ramakant Dua"
"Mahavir Shah as Ramakant's brother"
"Bharti Achrekar as Ria's mother"
"Smita Jaykar as Ajay's mother"
"Vishwajeet Pradhan as Head Police inspector"
"Dilip Joshi as Sapney (Choti's aide)"
"Lage Raho Munna Bhai - Carry On, Munna Bhai!"
"Tension Nahee Lene KÄ BhÄi - Chill brother!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwĂźrdig geformten HĂśhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschĂśpft, das Abenteuer an dem groĂen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurĂźck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der grĂśĂte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auĂer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!