"Flood's real alright, and it's comin' fast. Look around, you're in a bowl, bowl's gonna fill up, ain't no way out. Unless you can make it to the end of the valley. There's a boat, it can save you."

"[to Manny when he, slingshot Crash from a tree] What is wrong with you?"

"I am not a mammoth. I am a possum."

"[to Sid] Congratulations. You are now an idiot in two languages."

"I thought fat guys are supposed to be jolly."

"There is some good news, though. The more of you die, the better I eat. I didn't say it was good news for you."

"[about the geysers] Oh, it's just a little hot water and steam. How bad could it be? [sees a dodo bird get fried by geyser] I just did something involuntary... and messy."

"It is all a part of my accu-weather forecast."

"[after Manny suggests that Ellie's "tree" does not go "all the way to the top branch"] Manny, brink of extinction is a bad time to be picky."

"[repeated lines] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

"[singing] If your species will continue, clap your hands [clap clap] If your species-- [Parody of "If you are happy and you know it"]"

"[last lines] I saved you, little buddy! [when Scrat attacks him] Hey, I just saved you! Remember?! I - Ow! Ow! Ow! OW!"

"[after an elaborate dance sequence with the mini-sloths which ends in him getting tied up] This is either good or bad."

"[After Manny mentions he would sell his mother for a grape, due to his greediness] Are you making an offer? I mean no, I would not!"

"Not in front of the K-I-D-Z."

"Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids. [he roars at the kids causing them to be scared and run away]"

"[after he and Sid are humiliated by Crash and Eddie] If anyone asks, there were fifty of them. And uh, they were rattlesnakes."

"It is not a compliment. For a possum, bravery is just dumb."

"[talking to Diego about his fear of water] Fine, but we are living in a melting world buddy! You are going to must face your fears, sooner, or later."

"Possum, about eleven foot tall?"

"The five-day outlook is calling for intense flooding, followed by the end of the world!"

"[when a male anteater asked him when it was the last time, he saw another mammoth] Mammoths cannot go extinct! They're the biggest things on Earth!"

"[tfter Sid ate some blueberries and licked on his claws] Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity."

"[to Sid] I told you, Sid, you're not qualified to run a camp."

"Hey, can you guys slow down a little? I am dying here! [Vultures stare at him] It was just a figure of speech!"

"Fast Tony was right. Everything is melting."

"Shut up, Sid."

"Stop singing, Sid!"

"Sid, I am going to fall on you again, and this time, I will kill you."

"[to his reflection] I guess it's just you and me now."

"I'm not fat. It's this fur that makes me look big. It's poofy."

"Diego, there are whole continents moving faster than you, let's go! We gotta catch up with the others!"

"[referring to Ellie] Do you believe her? [imitating] "Bravery is just dumb. Maybe, you should run away more." She's infuriating and stubborn and narrow minded!"

"[after Crash gets knocked out by a tree when he launches at him] Uh-oh."

"We're gonna live! [water rapidly rises around them] We're going to die!"

"[laid by Manny after a slid] I cannot breathe! I think I just coughed up my spleen."

"[Cholly the Chalicotherium farts on him] Phew! Well, don't that put the "stink" in "extinction"?"

"[referring to Ellie] She is not half bad. Crazy and confused but...sweet."