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"[admiring Sven] A penguin who can fly."
"Pa, it worked. [Mumble smiles] SvenTHINK. [Mumble looks confused]"
"No, Pa, this is so unfair."
"That's it! Get stupid!"
"[to the Emperor penguins] Hey! Hey! Hey, listen! There is a way to feed a whole lot of you. I'm going to Adelie Land, bring back some friends. You'll have to be patient, okay?"
"I don't know what kind of penguin Sven is."
"Come on, son. We're wasting precious time. [walks away] There's nothing for us here."
"Every step counts."
"Mumble, relax. [referring to the kids] We will find them. And when we do, you'll find a way to put things right. You're a good dad."
"Erik, Atticus, take cover!"
"Hey! [slaps a skua] Pick on someone your own size, creep!"
"[repeated line] If you want it, you must will it. If you will it, it will be yours."
"You hurdled masses, I bring you fish aplenty, courtesy of me!"
"[sees boat and gasps in fear] The bird-eaters! [flashback]"
"Adios, Emperor Land! This is 1 fabulous penguin you will never laugh at again. Never! [walks away]"
"It's okay, ladies! The love god is back! [ignored]"
"[to Sven] But if they love you, who will love Ramon?!"
"[about SvenTHINK] I'll prove it doesn't work."
"Except for the guy who stayed behind because he had the sniffles. [hears a sneeze] Oh no, he's here."
"[about Sven, after getting pushed to the ground] Okay, this Mr. Up is going down. [spits]"
"[during a blizzard] Carmen, can't you see? Even nature that we are close together."
"Some good questions have no good answers."
"[referring to Erik] Mumble, the boy seeks a higher truth."
"Svensei, you must on the wings of hope and summon them to the aid of our Emperor brothers!"
"I know exactly how to get the attention of our alien benefactors."
"Our alien benefactors have abandoned us! They have abandoned us!"
"O mighty Sven, you did everything penguinly possible."
"[with Jamaican accent] 1 nation, Mumble. 1 nation. Irie, walking out now, Mumble. 1 nation."
"Noah: By the mother of 'Guin, this cannot be."
"Seymour: Everybody who said we'd never get out, take a look! That's our ice road to freedom!"
"Yellowleg: Oh I will, princess. I'll peck on you first. While you're still fresh, before you're stiff and stinky!"
"Carmen: I am not your darling."
"Bryan: Sometimes ya gotta back up to go forward."
"Will: [Neil Armstrong reference] That's one small step for krill, one giant leap for spineless invertebrates."
"Bill: Please! Somebody! Anybody! I've lost my Will! I beg you! BRING BACK MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Memphis: Every nook and cranny, every which way completely blocked."
"Norma Jean: There's a lot of talk out there, thinking the unthinkable."
"Chick magnet. (Erik tagline)"
"Mayor of cool town. (Lovelace tagline)"
"Locomotion. (Ramón tagline)"
"Crazy cool. (The Mighty Sven tagline)"
"Elijah Wood — Mumble"
"Robin Williams — Ramón, Lovelace"
"Hank Azaria — Sven"
"Pink — Gloria"
"Brad Pitt — Will the Krill"
"Matt Damon — Bill the Krill"
"Richard Carter — Bryan the Beachmaster"
"Common — Seymour"
"Sofia Vergara — Carmen"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!