"Welcome to Bikini Bottom. A normally peaceful undersea sanctuary. Today it will be transformed into a theater of pure horror, wherein our little yellow friend will play the starring role."

"And now - what you've all been waiting for! The season finale of Crash Nebula!"

"In the vast, deep forest of Hyrule... Long have I served as the guardian spirit... I am known as the Deku Tree... The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me. Each Kokiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However, there is one boy who does not have a fairy..."

"This is but one of the legends of which the people speak..."

"Every hundred years, a comet appears in the skies above the Mushroom Kingdom. The comet was so large one year. It filled the skies and sent countless shooting stars raining down. The Toads brought the shooting stars to the castle, where they became a great Power Star. It should have been a very happy time for the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom. That was the night of the Star Festival, held once every hundred years to celebrate the comet"

"Time to get up, sleepyhead!"

"Ahhh, 'ere we are at Bikini Bottom... and today we will be following my favorite creature SpongeBob SquarePants on his adventures around Bikini Bottom. Today he is in search of the Best Birthday Present ever, for his best friend Patrick. The question is, how far he go for his best friend?"

"Oh, look at that!"

"Dear Mario: Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly -- Princess Toadstool, Peach."

"Okay guys, that's a wrap!"

"Big day, Mom!"

"Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies, come to play."

"This is it, Olive, seventh grade. The big time. Time to make our mark, blaze a trail, and...That's all I got. Are you even listening?"

"Remy, you're mom's picking you up after school, okay?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! [crashes through wall]"

"Why is there a letter of resignation on my desk?"

"I get so nervous getting up in front of people. Good thing I've got a friend to support me through this."

"Awesome! That's point two under my personal best!"

"So then my dad, who's in the Marine Corps, practically blew his flat top when I told him I was moving to New York."

"Why do we need to sneak out of the house if we're not doing anything wrong until we sneak onto the subway?"

"Cut! Cut, cut. Excuse me, why are you chomping on a carrot while we're trying to perform here?"

"So you know in horror movies when the girl's like: "Oh, my God, there's something in the basement. Let me just run down there in my underwear and see what's going on." And you're like, "What is your problem? Call the police." She's like, "Okay," but it's too late because she's getting murdered? Well, my story's kind of like that."

"Well, finally, I've arrived. I'm taking my rightful place in the world of Harry Potter. And you're coming with me."

"Watch, I bet the door is gonna creak real loudly!"

"Hello. Hi, my name is Leslie Knope and I work for the Parks and Recreation department. Can I ask you a few questions? Would you say that you are, "Enjoying yourself and having fun, "having a moderate amount of fun, and somewhat enjoying yourself", or "having no fun and no enjoyment?" I'm gonna put a lot of fun."

"Huh. What's this?"

"Let's go everybody, we're running late! Sandwich, sandwich, sandwich, carrot, carrot, carrot, apple, apple, dollar. Great ones improvised."

"Yes, first! I finally beat you to the bathroom. This must burn, Nia, this must burn bad."

"Today is a big day. Today is the day Lincoln Loud becomes a man. And I am super pumped! I've always been known as the Man with the Plan, but tonight, I'm gonna take it up a notch. My best friend Clyde and I will be watching the Rip Hardcore Midnight Marathon and getting our official Macho Man badges."

"Sweetie, would you say grace, please?"

"You think this is hard?! Try being waterboarded! That’s hard!"

"K.C., we're at an expensive, French restaurant. What are you doing on your phone?"

"What's up, guys? I am Cooper Wrather."

"My name is Drake Parker."

"Excuse me, sir. Can you have these delivered to my room?"

"All right, we're recording."

"I'll be right here. I love this movie. This won the Oscar didn't it?"

"Good morning, Layne. It's 5:00 AM."

"Six months ago, I was living in Boston."

"Morning, sunshine! Up and at 'em!"

"And...that is your assignment. Hudson, read it out loud, please."

"Hi Charlie! There you are, nine months old and look how cute you are! Yeah..And look how cute I am! It's your big sister Teddy here, and I'm making this video diary here to help you survive our...special family. Oh, hey! Looks like Dad taught you how to eat bananas. And there's Mom, looking lovelier then ever this morning."

"The game. They say either a person has what it takes to play, or they don't. My mother was one of the greats. Me, on the other hand... I'm kinda screwed."

"Fourteen-year-old sensation Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with another sold-out show tomorrow tonight in Los Angeles."

"Where does it come from? This quest, this need to solve life's mysteries when the simplest of questions can never be answered."

"In a middle school full of bullies, insane teachers, and gross school lunches, Ned Bigby - that's me - and my two best friends try to do the impossible. Create a guide to help you survive school."

"It's the first day of school, and it can be totally frightening. But the key to surviving it is whether you're ready...or not."

"Good morning!"

"Yes, I'll take a message."