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"That is just the classic toxic relationship. I should probably talk to him. I am a therapy dog."
"This beer doesn't taste good, but I like how it's making me feel."
"[in Lassie-Style-Animation form] Shit! You look different, too."
"How so? Is it my human hands?"
"Hey, gnome. I'm your father. It's so good to finally meet you. Even under these strange circumstances."
"But what I really don't get is why Jenna thinks it's so adorable when she spins around in circles. Like I can do that in my sleep. You know what, it's totally fine. It's fine."
"Randall Park — Hunter"
"From the humans who brought you Cocaine Bear & 21 Jump Street."
"— Underbite pound dog"
"— Dr. Hagen"
"Oh, we going to fuck shit up."
"You a stray. You can do anything you want."
"Regg, you can learn how beautiful it can be when you're off the leash."
"No, it's fine. Bella's young, and cute, and fun, so of course Jenna loves her more than me right now. And I get that."
"You look different."
"Will Ferrell — Reggie"
"— Shitstain"
"Unleashed in theaters this summer."
"All my life, I felt like I wasn't worth anything unless I heard those words, "Good boy". But they never came. Well, he needs to know he's hurt me. He needs to feel my pain. And he needs to pay for what he did with the only thing he truly loves! I'm gonna bite his dick off."
"Phil Morris — Bubsy"
"Jack De Sanz — Munchkin"
"— Deliliah"
"God saw! He sees everything!"
"Alright, guys. Let's show these humans they can't toss us aside without facing some bad fucking consequences."
"Doug loves me. We have a good relationship. You just don't understand the situation, because if Doug's such a bad guy, [begins to realize] and he... he left me on purpose, and he hurt me on purpose, that would mean... that would mean... Doug doesn't love me."
"Paul Bartel as Grouch Diner Cook"
"Chevy Chase as Newscaster"
"Benjamin Barrett as Floyd"
"Alyson Court as Ruthie"
"Waylon Jennings as Turkey Truck Driver"
"John Candy as State Trooper"
"David Smyrl as Mr. Hooper"
"Sonia Manzano as Maria Rodriguez"
"Kermit Love as Willy"
"Northern Calloway as David"
"Jeff Weiser as Donnie Dodo (performer)"
"Pam Arciero as Grundgetta"
"Roscoe Orman as Gordon Robinson"
"Joe Flaherty as Sid Sleaze"
"Noel MacNeal as Madame Chairbird"
"Kathryn Mullen as Mr. Honker, Feathered Friends Magistrate, Grouch Diner Patron, Anything Muppet Girl"
"Bob McGrath as Bob Johnson"
"Linda Bove as Linda"
"Emilio Delgado as Luis Rodriguez"
"Alaina Reed as Olivia Robinson"
"Loretta Long as Susan Robinson"
"Fred Garver as Barkley, Feathered Friends Parrot, Owl"
"Cheryl Wagner as Miss Finch (performer)"
"Sandra Bernhard as Grouch Diner Waitress"
"Trish Leeper as Mommy Dodo (performer)"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!