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"Debra Kelly β Liza"
"Marcy Walker β Franny"
"Dan Schneider β Chuck"
"Bronson Pinchot β Brad"
"Michael Berz β Kenny"
"Tom Parsekian β Marty"
"Frank Gorshin β Mr. Green"
"w:Samm-Art Williams β Bill Martin"
"Darby Jones β Kalaga β the Zombie"
"Have them dig a couple of graves for themselves, in case the experiment fails."
"Two zanies on a zombie hunt!"
"Hee! Hee! What ghoulish glee!"
"They're STALKING WALKING DEAD MEN... and it's a SCREAM!"
"Wally Brown β Jerry Miles"
"Alan Carney β Mike Strager"
"Bela Lugosi β Professor Paul Renault"
"Anne Jeffreys β Jean La Danse"
"Sheldon Leonard β Ace Miller"
"Frank Jenks β Gus"
"Russell Hopton β Benny"
"Joseph Vitale β Joseph"
"Louis Jean Heydt β Douglas Walker"
"Ian Wolfe β Prof. Hopkins"
"Robert Clarke β Wimpy"
"We do this... and it's over."
"[to Jared] Last time you made chili and cornbread, you ex-girlfriend was on the island. And then the time before that, you brought home a pregnant, flea-infested, three-legged dog."
"Winners make the rules and losers live by them."
"Temptation is bliss"
"Treasure Has Its Price."
"Hold your breath"
"Paul Walker - Jared Cole"
"Jessica Alba - Samantha "Sam" Nicholson"
"Scott Caan - Bryce Dunn"
"Ashley Scott - Amanda Collins"
"Josh Brolin - Derek Bates"
"James Frain - Reyes"
"Tyson Beckford - Primo"
"Dwayne Adway - Roy"
"Javon Frazer - Danny"
"Simon Jones - Toby Prooth"
"[handing a fireman, Dave, a newspaper clipping] Read this, pal, and weep: "Paradise for pennies...a Garden of Eden, built on a secluded lagoon with its own private dock and speedboat included. Contact Mr. Banks, St. Nicholas.""
"I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip out of it. Then they served it to his family at his sister's wedding. And the sister loved it so much, she wanted the recipe. It's a crazy world, isn't it?"
"Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest."
"[to Ernest Reed, the owner of Club Paradise, during a storm] Oh, sure! Go start a revolution. It's not gonna look good on your resumΓ©, you know!"
"[yelling at Ernest] Oh Yeah! Rattan's gonna make a nice bulletproof barricade! Why don't you just build yourself a Wicker tank??"
"[to his girlfriend Phillipa Lloyd ("Miss Philadelphia") after being released from jail] Babe, this is the only country in the world where the constitution is written in pencil."
"[creating a new slogan for his club] Club Paradise. Your Hot Spot For Fun With Guns in the Sun."
"I ain't one for these songs! I have my own songsβI'm not doing these songs."
"There's a sickness in this place, and I'm the doctor. It's time to operate!"
"[during a polo game] Sol, the boys are back. Our ship has come in. Now we've gotta deliver."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwΓΌrdig geformten HΓΆhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschΓΆpft, das Abenteuer an dem groΓen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurΓΌck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rΓ€tselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit wΓ€hrend einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der grΓΆΓte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auΓer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!