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"One hell of a morning has turned into a bitch of a day!"
"Crocodiles shed tears when they eat their prey. You have heard of these tears I am sure. But have you seen them?"
"Danny DeVito - Ralph"
"[to Jack] Oh, oh I'm the creep, huh? Well at least I'm honest: I'm stealing this stone. I'm not trying to romance it out from under her."
"What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"?"
"They know nothing. They are peasants. Another bus will come along. There are schedules to be kept, even in Columbia."
"Zack Norman - Ira"
"Alfonso Arau - Juan - "The Bellmaker""
"Manuel Ojeda - Colonel Zolo"
"Goddamn it, I knew I should've listened to my mother. I could've been a cosmetic surgeon, five hundred thou a year, up to my neck in tits and ass."
"How will you die, Joan Wilder? Slow, like... a snail? Or fast, like a shooting star?"
"Mary Ellen Trainor - Elaine Wilder"
"Holland Taylor - Gloria Horne"
"Michael Douglas - Jack T. Colton"
"Kathleen Turner - Joan Wilder"
"[last lines] All the woild loves a lover, but in this case, we'll make an exception."
"What for you bury me in the cold, cold ground?"
"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Tasmanian Devil / Tasmanian She-Devil / Turtle"
"Robert Clarke — Steve Duval"
"Dorothy Haney — Marlene"
"See hypnotic love create shocking bestial desire!"
"Robert Christopher — Whorf"
"You Actually See the Weird Fantastic Rituals of the Headhunters!"
"William White — Dione"
"Adam Hann-Byrd – Young Alan Parrish"
"Patricia Clarkson – Carol Parrish"
"Bradley Pierce – Peter Shepherd"
"Laura Bell Bundy – Young Sarah Whittle"
"Kirsten Dunst – Judy Shepherd"
"Bebe Neuwirth – Aunt Nora Shepherd"
"Jonathan Hyde – Samuel Alan Parrish/Hunter Van Pelt"
"Bonnie Hunt – Sarah Whittle"
"Robin Williams – Adult Alan Parrish"
"David Alan Grier – Carl Bentley"
"A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind."
"Roll the dice and unleash the excitement!"
"Carl: [After a monstrous jungle vine takes his car away] FINE! TAKE IT!"
"Hey, wait a minute! Where are you going?"
"Judy: We barely even knew our parents. They were always away. Skiing in St. Moritz, gambling in Monte Carlo, safariing in darkest Africa. We didn't even know if they loved us. But when the sheik's yacht went down, they managed to write us a really beautiful goodbye note that was found floating in a champagne bottle amongst the debris."
"Find my parents!"
"It's a jungle in there!"
"STOP GIVING ME THINGS THAT COME APART!"
"I've got it! Colonel Mustard in the library with the wrench. [Laughs] Clue."
"In the jungle, you must wait, until the dice read 5 or 8."
"You think monkeys, mosquitoes, and lions are bad? That's just the beginning. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't know what afraid is. You will not last 5 minutes without me."
"[opens the closet door in Peter and Judy screams in pains with the leeches] Oh, sorry! [closes the closet door in kids stop screaming. He kicks the Alan's room in grunts; whispers] I'm back. My bike. [?] Somebody rolls for five or eight?"
"Are you game?"
"Bill Paterson - Dr. MacEntire"
"Spalding Gray - United States consul"
"Craig T. Nelson - Major Reeves, Military Attache"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!