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"Keshia Knight Pulliam β Candace "Candy" Washington"
"RonReaco Lee β Chuck"
"David Mann Sr. β Leroy Brown"
"Ion Overman β Linda Davis"
"Tamela Mann β Cora Simmons"
"Viola Davis β Ellen Holmes"
"Tyler Perry β Mabel "Madea" Simmons, Joe Simmons, Brian Simmons"
"Vanessa Ferlito β Donna"
"Sofia Vergara β Terry (T.T.)"
"Derek Luke β Joshua "Josh" Hardaway"
"Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman β Bradley"
"Zac Efron β Jason"
"Zoey Deutch β Shadia"
"Jason Mantzoukas β Pam"
"Aubrey Plaza β Lenore"
"You're just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I'm just a girl from Long Island City who likes to fuck old people."
"Party till you're pregnant!"
"Naughty is relative."
"Lose your way. Find your manhood."
"Dermot Mulroney β David"
"The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with him before he dies."
"He looks like Abercrombie fucked Fitch."
"What did you learn from your grandparents?"
"Jason, I want to fuck. For the first time in 40 years, I'm single, and I want to fuck. I want to fuck until my dick falls off. I want to fuck a horse, and I want to drink its blood. I was faithful to your grandmother every day for 40 years, even through the menopause, even through the cancer. She was the love of my life, I'll miss her every goddamn day, but she told me on her death bed, you get back out there again. I haven't had sex in 15 years Jason, and I want to fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."
"Julianne Hough β Meredith"
"Robert De Niro β Dick Kelly"
"We are the heart, and the soul. Without the percussion section, the band doesnβt move, doesnβt come alive. We are the pulse. And without a pulse, youβre dead. Thatβs why weβre the most important section of this band."
"You're the best, Devon! But when we're on the field, nobody hears you! They hear the band."
"Angela E. Gibbs - Dorothy Miles"
"Afemo Omilami - President Wagner"
"Von Coulter - Ray Miles"
"GQ - Jayson Flore"
"Nick Cannon - Devon Miles"
"Zoe Saldana - Laila"
"J. Anthony Brown - Mr. Wade"
"People say that the band is just a reflection of its director."
"Orlando Jones - Dr. James Lee"
"Leonard Roberts - Sean Taylor"
"We're gonna try something a little different this year. A little of my old school... with a little of your new. Honoring the past, and present at the same time. That's what our new direction is all about... bridging the gap. Our new piece for the B.E.T. Big Southern Classic... was arranged by two of your very own... [looks at Devon and Sean] Mr. Devon Miles, and Mr. Sean Taylor. [band cheers] This piece is very complicated, and is not half as complicated as the formations are gonna be. We don't have any time to waste here people, so as you would say... let's get crunk."
"The radio is off now. Itβs time for some real music."
"Candace Carey - Diedre"
"Brandon Hirsch - Buck Wild"
"Half time is game time."
"Brian Geraghty β Ken Evans"
"Nadine Velaquez β Katerina "Trina" Marquez"
"[addressing a prison counseling group] That was it. I was finished. I was done. It was as if I had reached my lifelong limit of lies. I could not tell one more lie. And maybe I'm a sucker. Because if I had told just one more lie, I could've walked away from all that mess and kept my wings, kept my false sense of pride. And more importantly, I could've avoided being locked up in here with all you nice folks for the last thirteen months. But I'm here. And I'll be here for at least the next four or five years. And that's fair. I betrayed the public trust. I did. That's how the judge explained it to me. I had betrayed the public trust. The FAA, they took away my pilot's license. And that's fair. My chances of ever flying again are slim to none. And I accept that. I've had a lot of time to think about it, all of it. I've been doing some writing. I wrote letters to each of the families that had lost loved ones. Some of them were able to hear my apology. Some of them never will. I also apologized to all the people that tried to help me along the way, but I couldn't or wouldn't listen. People like my wife, you know. My ex-wife and, uh, my son. And again, like I said, you know, some of them will never forgive me. Some of them will. But at least I'm sober. I thank God for that. I'm grateful for that. And this is gonna sound real stupid coming from a man who's locked up in prison, but for the first time in my life, I'm free."
"Bruce Greenwood β Charlie Anderson"
"Plane fell apart at 30,000 feet."
"This thing is so heavy it's killed me."
"Don Cheadle β Hugh Lang"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwΓΌrdig geformten HΓΆhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschΓΆpft, das Abenteuer an dem groΓen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurΓΌck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rΓ€tselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit wΓ€hrend einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der grΓΆΓte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auΓer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!