Films Directed By Sam Wood

"[giving a pill to a horse] Take one of those every half mile and call me if there's any change."

"[after examining Stuffy] Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!"

"[to Stuffy] Don't drink that poison! That's four dollars an ounce."

"Will you have the bellhop hop up with some hop scotch?"

"It's the old, old story. Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. Paul!"

"Emily, I have a little confession to make. I really am a horse doctor. But marry me, and I'll never look at any other horse."

"[the racetrack trumpet sounds] So it's WAR! I'm off to the battlefield!"

"I dunno, but she wants a Hackenapuss, she gonna get a Hackenapuss."

"I'm going to someone who understands me, I'm going to Dr. Hackenbush!…Why, I didn't know there was a thing the matter with me until I met him."

"Three Great Laff Stars ! . . . more gags and gals . . . more songs and dances !"

"as the barrier goes up on the Whopper of all Musical Fun Shows!"

"America's Joy-Friends are back again in the grandest entertainment gallop of 1937! More howls, more girls, more song hits than "A Night At The Opera"! Oh boy!"

"The Year's BIG Laugh, Music and Girl Show!"

"Groucho Marx — Dr Hugo Z. Hackenbush"

"Chico Marx — Tony"

"Harpo Marx — Stuffy"

"Allan Jones — Gil Stewart"

"Maureen O'Sullivan — Judy Standish"

"Margaret Dumont — Emily Upjohn"

"Leonard Ceeley — Whitmore"

"Douglass Dumbrille — J.D. Morgan"

"Esther Muir — Flo"

"Sig Ruman — Dr Leopold X. Steinberg"

"Robert Middlemass — Sheriff"