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"Robert Wagner - George Lytton, Sir Charles' nephew"
"Colin Gordon - Tucker"
"John Le Mesurier - Defense attorney"
"Capucine - Simone Clouseau, Inspector Clouseau's wife"
"[At a costume ball, to a police sergeant costumed as a zebra who drinks from the punch bowl] Any more behaviour like this and I'll have your stripes!"
"Claudia Cardinale - Princess Dala"
"Meri Welles - Monica Fawn, Hollywood starlet"
"Riccardo Billi - Aristotle Sarajos, Greek shipowner"
"Guy Thomajan - Artoff"
"Brenda De Banzie - Angela Dunning"
"You only live once... so see the Pink Panther twice!!!"
"The star-studded international cast of the year sparkling in the wackiest, most wonderful sport - on the glamorous Italian Riviera where the jet-set swings, sways and plays..."
"[having stepped on and broken the violin] Oh well, if you've seen one Stradivarius, you've seen them all."
"Peter Sellers - Inspector Jacques Clouseau"
"Fran Jeffries - ski lodge singer"
"David Niven - Sir Charles Lytton"
"Martin Miller - Pierre Luigi, photographer"
"Michael Trubshawe - Felix Townes, novelist"
"A Madcap Frolic Of Crime and Fun"
"James Lanphier - Saloud"
"I arrest you, Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious pink Lytton."
"Now he's off to Gstaad. Today... a paradise in the Swiss Alps; tomorrow... a wasteland! Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red Cross volunteer!"
"[to a taxi driver]: Follow that car! [driver gets out of the taxi and follows the car]"
"I see you are familiar with the falling-down-on-the-floor ploy."
"Valet, this is Inspector Clouseau. Please send up my... well, please send down my brown suit immediately. As quick as you can. Quicker, please!"
"[to Francois, after accidentally shooting himself in the face] Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find my nose!!"
"[after inadvertently destroying much of the hotel he is in]: I must leave. Zis Hotel is deteriorating rapidly."
"You can rest assured that there's trouble, because Inspector Clouseau is on the case. (That's the trouble.)"
"Christopher Plummer - Sir Charles Lytton"
"I did not know the bank was being robbed because I was engaged in my sworn duty as a police officer."
"Catherine Schell - Lady Claudine Lytton"
"Burt Kwouk - Cato Fong"
"HE'S BACK...no risk is too daring...No caper is too exotic...No crime is too dangerous."
"Peter Sellers - Insp. Jacques Clouseau"
"You fool! You raving Oriental idiot! There is a time and a place for everything, Cato! ...and this is it!!"
"Herbert Lom - Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus"
"I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money."
"Barry Sobel - Gas Station Attendant"
"Armin Shimerman - French Waiter"
"Joyce Van Patten - Nadia's Mother"
"Stanley Jordan - himself"
"Graham Stark - Jordan the Butler"
"Brian George - Maitre d'"
"Alice Hirson - Muriel Bedford"
"Mark Blum - Denny Gordon"
"Phil Hartman - Ted Davis"
"George Coe - Harry Gruen"
"John Larroquette - David Bedford"
"William Daniels - Judge Harold Bedford"
"Kim Basinger - Nadia Gates"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!