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"[to Him's followers] MURDERERS! [to Him] MURDERER! It's time to get the FUCK... [scratches Him's face as his followers gasp] ...out of my house!"
"Javier Bardem - Him"
"Brian Gleeson - younger brother"
"woman: You give, and you give, and you give. It's just never enough."
"My wife loves having company."
"Jennifer Lawrence - mother"
"Emily Hampshire - fool"
"Sarah-Jeanne Labrosse - foremother"
"Ed Harris - man"
"herald: [to mother] The inspiration! Where have you been hiding? [to revolutionaries] Finish her."
"They've come to see me."
"Chris Gartin - adulterer"
"Kristen Wiig - herald"
"Amanda Warren - healer"
"Jovan Adepo - cupbearer"
"Domhnall Gleeson - oldest son"
"Stephen McHattie - zealot"
"Laurence Leboeuf - maiden"
"Michelle Pfeiffer - woman"
"Moroni Olsen — Herbert Dunstan"
"[to Ellie] You're more excited about this baby than you were any of ours."
"Paul Harvey — Reverend Galsworthy"
"Tom Irish — Ben Banks"
"Hayden Rorke — Dr. Andrew Nordell"
"Marietta Canty — Delilah"
"Don Taylor — Buckley Dunstan"
"Spencer Tracy — Stanley T. Banks"
"Billie Burke — Doris Dunstan"
"Elizabeth Taylor — Kay Dunstan"
"[after someone called him 'Grampa' at the announcement event] Somewhere there was a fly in the ointment... Grampa, that was the fly. Grampa."
"Joan Bennett — Ellie Banks"
"M.G.M New Laugh Hit!"
"Richard Rober — Police Sergeant"
"Russ Tamblyn — Tommy Banks"
"The blessed event of 1951...merrily surpassing "Father of the Bride"...again starring Spencer Tracy, Joan Bennett and Elizabeth Taylor...M-G-M of course!"
"Bonnie Hunt - Kate Baker (the maternal grandmother of Tom McNulty)"
"Steve Martin - Tom Baker (the maternal grandfather of Tom McNulty)"
"Piper Perabo - Nora Baker-McNulty (the mother of Tom McNulty)"
"Jonathan Bennett - Bud McNulty (the father of Tom McNulty)"
"Same Big Family... Even Bigger Adventure."
"Tom Welling - Charlie Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"This Christmas, you better watch out!"
"Alexander Conti - Kenneth Murtaugh"
"Madison Fitzpatrick - Robin Murtaugh"
"Taylor Lautner - Eliot Murtaugh"
"Melanie Tonello - Becky Murtaugh"
"Courtney Fitzpatrick - Lisa Murtaugh"
"Carmen Electra - Sarina Murtaugh"
"Eugene Levy - Jimmy Murtaugh"
"Shawn Roberts - Calvin Murtaugh"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!