"But that's Elvis' logo for "Taking Care of Business in a Flash". That's ME! That's my handle: TCB! I'm taking care of business! I'm the one and only Elvis impersonator in all Milwaukee!"

"If you live long enough you can see your dreams die a slow death. Young people don't know how good they have it. Not 'cause they can, uh, touch their toes and screw all night. They haven't learned that most things just don't work out.Most times, you just mess it up, so it's easier not to try. We're all just looking for some hope. But at my age, hope is hard. Hope's not enough."

"John Doe - Earl Blackstock"

"The funny thing about that little white speck on the top of chicken shit. That little white speck is chicken shit too."

"George Strait - Wyatt "Dusty" Chandler"

"Lesley Ann Warren - Lula Rogers"

"Isabel Glasser - Harley Tucker"

"Rory Calhoun - Ernest Tucker"

"Molly McClure - Grandma Ivy Chandler"

"Terry McIlvain - Tim Tucker"

"Toby Metcalf - J.W. Tucker"

"[about marriage] I guess it's like bull riding. You gotta stay on and try not to get bucked off."

"Karla Bonoff as Herself"

"Vince Gill as Himself"

"Brooks & Dunn as Themselves"

"George Michael as Himself"

"Renée Zellweger as Buckle Bunny"

"Linden Ashby as Martin Hudson"

"Carrie Snodgress as Elsie Frost"

"James Rebhorn as Clyde Frost"

"Cynthia Geary as Kellie Kyle Frost"

"Red Mitchell as Cody Lambert"

"Stephen Baldwin as Tuff Hedeman"

"Luke Perry as Lane Frost"

"We're a tradition. Last of the dyin' breed."