Conservatism In The United Kingdom

"STICK IT UP YOUR JUNTA"

"FREDDIE STARR ATE MY HAMSTER - Allegations about comedian Freddie Starr"

"IT'S WALL OVER"

"MRS T-EARS"

"IF KINNOCK WINS TODAY WILL THE LAST PERSON IN BRITAIN PLEASE TURN OUT THE LIGHTS"

"IT WAS THE SUN WOT WON IT"

"UP YOURS DELORS"

"YANKS 2 PLANKS 0!"

"THAT'S YER ALLOTMENT"

"DINIZ IN THE OVEN"

"QUEEN HAS A RUBBER DUCK AND IT WEARS A CROWN"

"ZIP ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO"

"SPLIFF CLUB SEVEN"

"CLOBBA SLOBBA: OUR BOYS BATTER BUTCHER OF SERBIA IN NATO BLITZ"

"IS THIS THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN BRITAIN"

"IS THIS THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN EUROPE"

"NAIL THE BASTARD"

"BONKERS BRUNO LOCKED UP"

"UP YOURS SEÑORS"

"CHIRAC EST UN VER"

"SHIP SHIP HOORAY"

"FROM HITLER YOUTH TO PAPA RATZI"

"TYRANT'S IN HIS PANTS"

"ONE DOWN THREE TO GO"

"KILL AN ARGIE WIN A METRO"

"SCOTT OF PANTARTICA"

"Sun readers don't care who runs the country as long as she's got big tits."