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"Andrew Robinson - Detective Monte"
"David Rasche - Dan"
"Sylvester Stallone - Lieutenant Marion "Cobra" Cobretti"
"Brian Thompson - "Night Slasher""
"As long as we play by these bullshit rules and the killer doesn't, we're gonna lose."
"[about Cobra] He looks like a fugitive from the fifties, but he sure is great at catching psychos."
"Marco Rodriguez - Supermarket Killer"
"Ross St. Phillip - Security Guard"
"Reni Santoni - Sergeant Tony Gonzales"
"Crime is the disease. Meet the cure."
"In America, there's a burglary every 11 seconds, an armed robbery every 65 seconds, a violent crime every 25 seconds, a murder every 24 minutes and 250 rapes a day."
"Hey dirtbag, you're a lousy shot. I don't like lousy shots. You wasted a kid... for nothing. Now I think it's time to waste you."
"Society is breeding a new kind of criminal. It's also breeding a new kind of cop."
"This is where the law stops... and I start."
"Art LaFleur - Captain Sears"
"Val Avery - Chief Halliwell"
"Lee Garlington - Officer Nancy Stalk"
"John Herzfeld - Cho"
"Brigitte Nielsen - Ingrid Knudsen"
"Nick Angotti - Prodski"
"The strong arm of the law."
"Dan Aid - Vietnam Vet Kenneth"
"Stephen Thorne - Thomas Tully"
"Tate Donovan - Stanley Clotfelter"
"Andrew Garman - Dr. Hardy Woodrup"
"Gillian Vigman - Judy Clotfelter"
"Brady Hepner - Teddy Kountze"
"Jim Kaplan - Ye-Joon Park"
"Naheem Garcia - Danny"
"Darby Lily Lee-Stack - Elise"
"You know, Mr. Kountze, for most people, life is like a henhouse ladder: shitty and short. You were born lucky. Maybe someday, you entitled little degenerates will appreciate that. If you don't, I feel sorry for you and we will have failed to do our jobs."
"I thought all of the Nazis were hiding in Argentina."
"Hardy, I have known you since you were a boy, so I think I have the requisite experience and insight to aver that you are and always have been penis cancer in human form."
"Twisted fucker orphaned that glove on purpose. Left you with one so the loss would sting that much more."
"Michael Provost - Jason Smith"
"There's nothing new in human experience, Mr. Tully. Each generation thinks it invented debauchery or suffering or rebellion, but man's every impulse and appetite from the disgusting to the sublime is on display right here all around you. So, before you dismiss something as boring or irrelevant, remember, if you truly want to understand the present or yourself, you must begin in the past. You see, history is not simply the study of the past. It is an explanation of the present."
"Carrie Preston - Miss Lydia Crane"
"They're all alone in this together."
"Discomfort And Joy."
"Paul Giamatti - Paul Hunham"
"Da'Vine Joy Randolph - Mary Lamb"
"Dominic Sessa - Angus Tully"
"Ian Dolley - Alex Ollerman"
"E. J. De La Pean - Johnny Maltin"
"Phil Morris - Gale Force"
"Phil Hartman - Ted Maltin"
"Sinbad - Myron Larabee / Dementor"
"Jake Lloyd - Jamie Langston"
"Curtis Armstrong - Chainsmoking Booster"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston / Turbo Man"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!