"Note: Character is a vampire who says this to Buffy while fighting with her, when she appears to be threatening him with a cymbal stand. She then throws it through a window, and while Luke is distracted temporarily by the blinding glare of a streetlamp that shines through the broken window, Buffy stakes him in the back, killing him."

"Are you insane?!"

"Where are your jibes now? Will you laugh when my Hell is on Earth?"

"So? What about my reward?"

"What's that do?"

"Wait. That's your... [Angelus: Oh, my cure? No, thanks. Been there, done that, and deja vu just isn't what it used to be. My... Isn't this my lucky day? The computer... and the pages. Looks like I get to kill two birds with one stone. And teacher makes three.]"

"Slayer... you think you've won? When he rises... you'll wish I'd killed you all."

"Oh, no... no. This is no good at all...."

"This is not orderly. This is not disciplined. You're on my campus, buddy! And when I say I want quiet, I mean—"

"Well, gosh!"

"You're an animal. Animals kill."

"How... can you—"

"Need a... a minute. She could've killed me. [Giles: No, she couldn't. Never. And sooner or later Glory will re-emerge, and... make Buffy pay for that mercy. And the world with her. Buffy even knows that... and still she couldn't take a human life. She's a hero, you see. She's not like us.] Us?"

"Dawn, listen to me, listen. I love you. I will always love you, this is the work I have to do. Tell Giles that... Tell Giles I figured it out... And I'm ok. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now, you have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world, is to live in it. Be brave, live... for me."

"Your shirt..."

"Oh, and when you get caught, you'll lose them too. Your friends. You don't want that. I know you're in pain, but—"

"I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day. I miss the people who never knew I existed. I miss 'em all. I want to talk to them, you know. I want to find out how they're doing. I want to know what's going on in their lives. [Andrew: You know what? They don't wanna talk to you - all those people you just mentioned. Not one of them is sitting around going, "I wonder what Jonathan's up to right now." Not one of them cares about you.] Well, I still care about them. That's why I'm here."

"My friends, these are the times that define us. Proverbs 24:6. O, by wise council, you shall make your war."

"You think you have power over me? Stupid girl. You'll never stop me. You don't have th—"

"Bunnies! Floppy, hoppy... bunnies..."

"[Buffy: I love you.] No you don't, but thanks for saying it. Now go. I wanna see how it ends."

"Too bad we'll never know... if this is a face you could learn to love."

"This child, Angel, it's the one good thing we ever did together. The only good thing. You make sure and tell him that."

"Do those things ever work? I mean, really... Well, that ain't right..."

"I'm not asking you to follow me into hell. Just help send me there. Do it! ...again... Stephen..."

"Oooh! Alright. Put me out of my misery. You don't have the gu-"

"Note: Character is a vampire who in life had been a friend of Xander's. However, when a group of vampires, Jesse among them, attack a nightclub and kidnap the people there, Buffy and friends turn up and fight the vampires off, allowing the people to escape, and in the chaos, Xander catches up with Jesse, who says the above line mockingly to Xander when Xander threatiningly holds a stake against his heart, right before a panic-stricken girl crashes into him from behind, knocking him forward onto Xander's stake and killing him."

"You forget, metal can't hurt me."

"Get out of my facial!"

""Buffy, what's your sitch? You're acting like the Thing from Another Tax Bracket"."

"[interview after vampire attack]: They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."

"Don't think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. Think of me as Gary Murray — party guy."

"I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them! [to horde of vampires attacking the school gym]"

"[after Lothos appears] "That is definitely not a student."

"[dead vampires, with stakes sticking out of their hearts, litter the gym] "Detention, detention, detention...detention, detention, detention. I think that's all of them; no, wait, detention, detention, detention." [drops detention slips on the bodies]"

"[During the credits] Well, I think the kids learn a lesson about safety, except the dead ones. Well, they learned it, but didn't have time to implement it. Are we live?"

"Now, what do we say on the court? Repeat after me: 'I am a person. I have a right to the ball'."

"Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel."

"Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!"

"Benny: Her yabbos scoff at gravity."

"Biker:Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?"

"Benny:Come on, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!"

"Pert. Wholesome. Way Lethal."

"Sometimes it takes more than just good looks to kill."

"She knows a sucker when she sees one."

"Homework. Cheerleading practice. Killing vampires. No one said high school would be easy."