Bowling Films

"Who you calling psycho?!?!"

"The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine."

"Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn."

"You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels."

"It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy."

"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, Tiger!"

"A movie with a lot of balls."

"A comedy right up your alley."

"You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley."

"From the idiots what brung you "Dumb and Dumber""

"The movie the Olympuk comitee wouldn't allow you to see."

"Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson"

"Randy Quaid - Ishmael Boorg"

"Vanessa Angel - Claudia"

"Bill Murray - Ernie "Big Ern" McCracken"

"Chris Elliott - The Gambler"

"William Jordan - Mr. Boorg"

"Richard Tyson - Stiffy's owner"

"Lin Shaye - Mrs Dumars the Landlady"

"Zen Gesner - Thomas"

"Prudence Wright Holmes - Mrs. Boorg"

"Steve Tyler - Gas Station Attendant"

"Rob Moran - Stanley Osmanski"

"Danny Greene - Calvert Munson"

"Willie Garson - Purse snatcher"

"Chris Schenkel - himself"

"Nelson Burton, Jr. - himself"

"P. W. Evans - himself"

"Morganna Roberts - Kissing Bandit"

"Steve Buscemi – Theodore Donald "Donny" Kerabatsos"

"David Huddleston – Jeffrey Lebowski – "The Big Lebowski""

"Philip Seymour Hoffman – Brandt"

"Tara Reid – "Bunny" Lebowski, AKA Bunny LaJoya, AKA Fawn Knutsen"

"Philip Moon – Woo, AKA "The Chinaman""

"Mark Pellegrino – Blond"

"Peter Stormare – Nihilist #1, Uli Kunkel, AKA "Karl Hungus""

"Flea – Nihilist #2, Kieffer"

"Well, sir, it's this rug I had. It really tied the room together."

"Aimee Mann – Nihilist #4 in pancake diner, Toe Donor"

"John Turturro – Jesus Quintana"

"Dom Irrera – Tony"

"Jon Polito – Da Fino"

"Ben Gazzara – Jackie Treehorn"

"Sam Elliott – The Stranger"

"David Thewlis – Knox Harrington"

"Torsten Voges – Nihilist #3, Franz"

"Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness, Duder or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

"This aggression will not stand, man."

"This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber."

"Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron."