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"My dear countrymen, dear friends. Never in the field of human conflict, was so buggered up by so few for so many!"
"Brave men of the Punjab, we are the last of the remaining Empire, the only soldiers England has left. Their army has surrendered, helpless, on the shores of Dunkirk. So now this honor has been bestowed on us - us, the men of the Raj. And when the time comes we will all do our duty for England and protect Churchill Sahib at all costs!"
"Have you forgotten what being English means? It means being free. I might just be a simple farm boy, but at least I'm a free simple farm boy. What does freedom mean to you? Freedom to grow your own crops and graze livestock. Think what they'll do to your farms. Your cows, Farmer Grey. Your pigs, Mr and Mrs Sparrow. Think what will happen to your FANY, Matron Rutty. Join me... so that in future years you can proudly say, "I fought for England!" Now who is with me?"
"Hugh Fraser as BBC Newsreader / Gaston (voice)"
"Alexander Armstrong as Red Leader (voice)"
"Rory McHenry as Johnny (voice)"
"Ewan McGregor as Chris (voice)"
"Stephen Merchant as Tom (voice)"
"Richard E. Grant as The Vicar (voice)"
"Tom Wilkinson as Albert / Goebbels (voice)"
"Tobias Menzies as Captain English / Monty (voice)"
"Caroline Duff as F.A.N.Y. Girl 1 (voice)"
"Charlotte Moore as F.A.N.Y. Girl 2 / Dairy Maid / Heidi / Helga (voice)"
"Rosamund Pike as Daisy (voice)"
"Martyn Ellis as Zeppelin Captain / A.R.P. Wardens / Cumberland Farmer / Scottish Savages (voice)"
"James Hicks as Igor / Joseph Kaplinsky / Farmer 1 / Skinny Guard / Scottish Savages (voice)"
"Pam Ferris as Matron Rutty (voice)"
"Brian Conley as Zeppelin Crewman / Farmer 2 / Stupid Farmer / Erummel / Squire / Hereford Farmer (voice)"
"Richard Griffiths as Hermann Goering (voice)"
"Richard O'Brien as Himmler (voice)"
"Dominic West as Fiske (voice)"
"Timothy Spall as Churchill (voice)"
"Jimmy Boyle as Pinkypoo (voice)"
"Edward McHenry as Charlie / Rat Catcher (voice)"
"Sanjeev Bhaskar as Rupee / Old Gil / King (voice)"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!