"Africa... where the web of life is spun from cheaper thread! Africa... where elephants have a graveyard and men are left to rot where they fall! Africa... where pestilence, carnage, and rapine are not disasters but a way of life! Africa... dark flame that lures the ruthless human moths who lust for easy riches! Africa... home of the fierce t'ungala warriors who have no word for "mercy"... or "wheel" or "calendar" or "disinfectant" or "light bulb", "printing press", "steam engine", "fork", "can opener", "telescope", "toilet paper", slow down, you're rolling it too fast! I can't read it if you roll it so fast! That's better. It is written that a wise man was once asked "What are the four principle products of Africa?" and, without hesitation he replied, "Gold, ivory, diamonds, and blood!""

"Brutish, what the devil do you think you're doing? Is this the sort of impression of civilized beings we want to give Mr. Shame?"

"We're entering the country of the Molar Men. Who ever they are?"

"Guy Piérauld as Professor Cedric Addlepate."

"Georges Aminel as Shame."

"Paule Emanuele as Queen Bazonga."

"John Baddeley"

"Roger Carel as Charles Of The Pits #2 and Short."

"Christopher Guest as Chief M'Bulu, Short and Nurse."

"Johnny Weissmuller, Jr. as Shame."

"Claude Bertrand as Chief M'Bulu."

"Pierre Trabaud as Charles Of The Pits #1."

"Arlette Thomas as June."

"Marc de Georgi as Brutish."

"Anthony Jackson"

"Bob Perry as Narrator."

"You're gonna laugh your X off!"

"Aw shut up you old fart!"

"John Vernon"

"Laurence Badie as Stella Starlet."

"TBA as Craig Baker."

"Lita Recio as Nurse."

"Adolph Caesar as Brutish."

"Bernard Dhéran as Narrator."

"Pat Bright as Queen Bazonga."

"Emily Prager as June."

"Brian Doyle-Murray as Charles Of The Pits #1."

"John Belushi as Craig Baker."

"Guy Sorel as Professor Cedric Addlepate."

"Andrew Duncan as Charles Of The Pits #2."

"Philippe Dumat as Reporter."

"First, there was Fritz the Cat...Then, Heavy Traffic...And now, THE FUNNIEST ADULT CARTOON EVER!"

"Bill Murray as Reporter."

"Judy Graubart as Stella Starlet."

"Okay hoist the mits! From now on us guys are in charge of this goddamn expedition, and I personally will take care of the clown in the funny underpants."

"Oh, Asterix! He called me "Fatty!""

"Brutus, stop playing about with that knife. You'll end up hurting somebody."

"Kyle Hebert as Mark Matthews"

"Goldie Jonsie as Old Lady"

"Nina Grillo as Audrey"

"Grant George as Daniel"

"Shanelle Gray as Maggie"

"Joey Camen as Chihuahua"

"Kendra Leif as Lasondra"

"George Babbit as Jack / Carlo / Zoltar"

"Brianne Siddall (credited as Murray Blue) as Thunder / Dylan"

"Kathleen Browers as Carla"

"Cinda Adams as Nurse Baxter"

"Joey Lotsko as Mr. Eames"

"Doug Stone as Lawrence Savile"