Beavis And Butt Head

"Mike Judge—Principal McVicker"

"Mike Judge—Thomas T. "Tom" Anderson"

"Mike Judge—Butt-head"

"Mike Judge—Butt-head"

"Mike Judge—Beavis"

"Mike Judge—Butt-head"

"Mike Judge—Beavis"

"Kurt Loder—himself"

"Adam Welsh—Stewart Stevenson"

"Rottilio Michieli—Todd Ianuzzi"

"Mike Judge—Beavis"

"This is the coolest thing I have ever seen."

"Hey, Beavis. Check it out. I'm jacking off."

"The sun sucks."

"Mike Judge—Beavis / Butt-head / Thomas T. "Tom" Anderson / Principal McVicker / David Van Driessen"

"Demi Moore—Dallas Grimes"

"Bruce Willis—Muddy Grimes"

"Robert Stack—ATF Agent Flemming"

"Cloris Leachman—Martha (Old Lady)"

"Dale Reeves—President Bill Clinton"

"Greg Kinnear—ATF Agent Bork (uncredited)"

"David Letterman and Tony Darling—Mötley Crüe roadies"

"Kristofor Brown—Man on plane / Man in confession booth / Old guy / Jim"

"Eric Bogosian—Old Faithful ranger / White House press secretary / Strategic Air Command lieutenant"

"Jacqueline Barba—Agent Hurly"

"Pamela Blair—Flight attendant / White House tour guide"

"Richard Linklater—Tour bus driver"

"Chief, this just came in. Two days ago, Express Airways had a disturbance by someone calling himself Cornholio. Guess who matches the description."

"Well, look what we have here. You two make me sick. Book 'em, Bork."

"[about to kill Beavis and Butt-head when he realized he mistook them for hitmen after he found them in the desert] Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. Any last words before I kill you?"

"[about to kill Beavis and Butt-head when he realized he mistook them for hitmen after he found them in the desert] I'm gonna blow you both to Hell, that's what I'm gonna do!"

"10 Grand. Oh, that Cheap-Ass."

"[as his Cornholio persona] Are you threatening me? — I am Cornholio!"

"I am the great Cornholio! — I'm a gringo! — I have no bunghole."

"I am Cornholio! — You will cooperate with my bunghole! — For there is but one bunghole: the almighty bunghole."

"Hey Butt-head, this book is pretty cool. There's a naked chick, a talking snake, and this dude wears a leaf over his schlong."

"Hey, baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces, too."

"Frog Baseball (1992)"

"Rottilio Michieli—Todd Ianuzzi"

"Mike Judge—Coach Buzzcut"

"Adam Welsh—Stewart Stevenson"

"Mike Judge—Principal McVicker"

"Tracy Grandstaff—Daria Morgendorffer"

"Mike Judge—David Van Driessen"

"Mike Judge—Thomas T. "Tom" Anderson"

"Mike Judge—Butt-head"

"Mike Judge—Beavis"