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"Without you, feel like a city with no people in it."
"Dirty stinking feet, started drinking whiskey neat, already drinken' three. Yung Lean is that curly-haired freak, take a seat."
"Wake up in the morning and I'm married to a dinosaur. Her vagina's sore."
"Coming on your forehead like confetti."
"Ho suckin' on my ballsack."
"Empire of emotions Pokémon lotion 6 hunna emails I ain't even open Bitch, you must be joking."
"Fuck school, it made me sick."
"Fucking your bitch and pissing on the floor."
"Eating lobster in court. Teleport to a new time zone with an escort."
"I'm your dirt, I'm your love You're my last and my first one I'm the ash in your lungs So let's burn down the sun."
"I'm with your bitch (what?), in that Lamborghini. Eating food from her titties, yeah, hot zucchini."
"Like me, hate me, I don't give a motherfuck."
"Poppin' pills like zits, while someone vomits on your mosquito tits."
"Got alotta shit in my bag like Santa."
"My money, weed, and green, bitch, call me Yoda."
"Fire, I'm a seller and a buyer. Leandoer can't expire."
"Watchin' Star Wars, smokin' pot. I take what I got, I live till it stops."
"Optimus Prime, do her from behind."
"Smoking on some sour, in Bahamas. Wearing green Polo pajamas made of marijuana. Fuck an ugly ho, like Johnny Drama. Licking off dripping champagne from my fingernail."
"Fuck fat hoes like Adele. Get my dick stuck inside a lampshell. Get it out with sperm cells and hair gel."
"Suckin' on my nuts like pistachios."
"Bitches on my dick 'cause I'm so luxurious."
"Bitch, I'm Murakami, shawty suckin' on my pastrami."
"I'ma make her mine, I'ma make her mine. I fuck the shine, I said fuck the shine."
"I adore you, the sound of your skin."
"Take a pill and go to sleep. I'm chasing witches in the street."
"Bag filled with white life, let's throw it in the drawer, homie. Leave my body in the night, wake up with some liquor on me. Wake up with some liquor in me."
"Yung Leandoer's holy, eat her out like ravioli. She's protecting my balls like she's a goalie."
"All my lungs stay rot."
"Got my balls licked, by a Zooey Deschanel look-alike cocaine addict."
"Yung Leany gets greedy when bitches get needy. Fuck Vietnamese hoes everyday."
"When I'm afraid, I lose my mind. It's fine, it happens all the time."
"Inhale, exhale, fuck a female."
"I don't wanna share you with the rest of the world That broken collarbone, you make my bones twirl I don't wanna share you with the rest of the world The beauty inside evil, you're my wooden girl."
"Rocks got me chippin', pussy starts a-drippin'."
"I'm so iced-out that it's winter, destroy my stupid liver."
"Kiss my neck, your hand down my belt. 'Til the church rings the bells. I won't squeak and I won't tell."
"Smokin' loud, I'm a lonely cloud. I'm a lonely cloud, with my windows down."
"Hoes on my ball sack. They don't know how to act."
"Got keys, but I'll never find the lock."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!