Your Highness

"Brian Steele - Minotaur"

"Rasmus Hardiker - Courtney"

"Natalie Portman - Isabel"

"Toby Jones - Julie"

"Justin Theroux - Leezar"

"Zooey Deschanel - Belladonna"

"Charles Dance - King Tallious"

"Damian Lewis - Boremont"

"Noah Huntley - Head Knight"

"Eva Wyrwal - Dwarf Queen"

"John Fricker - Marteetee"

"I have heard that your Prince Fabious has made his bed recklessly with many maidens. And I heard that he has fungi on his genitalia as a result. Also, he organises orgies with wenches and barbarians alike and he takes sperm on him and gives it to women freely, spilling his seed will nilly as he makes his way through the orgy."

"Will you shut up! I will love you less!"

"This spring, prepare for their excellency."

"Get your quest on."

"Best. Quest. Ever."

"Danny McBrde - Thadeous"

"James Franco - Fabious"

"May we take pause for one moment? Look at courtney's new haircut, doesn't it make his head look like the tip of a penis? It's hilarious."

"I don't like this. Courtney, will you make funny faces to entertain me. [laughs] No! Never triangle face! I hate triangle face! It scares me."

"Isn't that amazing how he can talk and suck my cock at the same exact time."

"Some balls you have Simon, showing yourself to me. No matter what you say, we'll never be friends because I hate mechanical inventions. And you know this."

"Eugh. Leezar wants to make love to Belladonna to create a dragon. That's fucking disgusting."

"Ew. Julie has no dick."

"That thing [Julie] is a dickless traitor."

"The only thing those tits will trap will be my warm spray."

"Guess what, I despise you. You're a bully and a whore."

"Please, these allegations, they're being greatly exaggerated. It was more or less just heavy petting with a brief moment of penetration."