Woody Woodpecker (2017 film)

"Wakey, wakey. HERE'S WOODY!!"

"Feeling lucky today, punk?"

"Eugh... Definitely swipe left."

"I want the truth! You can't handle the truth!"

"I was just flapping by and heard somebody laying down a fresh beat."

"Get ready to go commando!"

"Anyone else smell gas? And it's not me this time!"

"And I'm the one with a brain the size of a walnut? Please!"

"Let me outta here! I wasn't read my rights! I'm out of order? You're out of order! You can't handle the truth!"

"Anyone out there know a good lawyer?"

"Yeah, you're a real tough guy when I'm all caged up. Why don't you open up the cage and we'll step outside and do this right? Have it out man to bird..."

"Uh, real heartfelt moment, but can we please save the schmaltz for later? In case you didn't notice, I'M ABOUT TO GET STUFFED!"

"Heya, fellas. Remember me?"

"It was that woodpecker. All this time... he's just been lulling me into a false sense of security. Waiting to strike."

"So long, woodpecker. To think I was actually starting to like you."

"Tommy, come on. Someday you'll understand why I had to do this."

"Come on. That is not fair, and you know it."

"Woody... You weren't trying to burn the house down. Oh, no!"

"You put my son in a CAGE?!"

"Tommy, this is not your fault. If I'd listened to you in the first place, we wouldn't be here."

"Woody, I am very sorry I destroyed your home. But technically, you destroyed mine first, so we're even. But in the interest of harmonious living, I got something for you."

"I understand that whenever something bothers you, you get rid of it. Like me and Mom."

"I'm surprised you didn't have us stuffed, too."

"Dad, I'm so sorry. I just couldn't let them kill Woody."

"Eric Bauza — Voice of Woody Woodpecker"

"Tim Omundson — Lance"

"Thaila Ayala — Vanessa"

"Graham Verchere — Tommy"

"Jordana Largy — Sam"

"Scott McNeil — Nate"

"Adrian Glynn McMorran — Otis"

"Chelsea Miller — Jill"

"Emily Holmes — Linda"

"Jakob Davies — Lyle"