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"I've spent the past seven years traveling the world, perfecting my craft. You see, I'm something of a magician, inventor, and chocolate maker. So quiet up, and listen down. Nope. Scratch that, reverse it."
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you a brand new contraption of my creation. An innovation in laundrification."
"I know things haven't been easy for you. They're going to get better."
"Ladies and gentlemen of The Galeries Gourmet, my name is Willy Wonka."
"So you're the funny little man who's been following me."
"I guess it's time to change the world."
"Mark my words, this is going to be the greatest chocolate shop the world has ever seen!"
"I will have you know that I'm a perfectly respectable size of an Oompa-Loompa."
"In fact, in Loompaland, I'm regarded as something of a whopper. They call me Lofty. So I will thank you to stop gawking at me as though I was something unpleasant you’d found in your handkerchief. I find it uncomfortable and, frankly, rude."
"I've started dancing now. Once we've started, we can't stop, you see."
"Oompa-Loompas do not negotiate."
"You should stand up to those bullies. Give them the old one-two. That's what an Oompa-Loompa would do."
"Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you quite viciously with a cocktail stick."
"[sings] Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got a tragic tale for you. Oompa loompa doompadee dee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me."
"[sings] Oompa-loompa loompadee dee. I'm not in premium economy!"
"Read the small print."
"What are we gonna do, Willy?"
"A double huh."
"You sure can be silly, Willy."
"The greedy hurt the needy every time, Wonka. That's the way of the world."
"Father Julius: You know what you've done, Julius. You've sold your soul for thirty pieces of chocolate."
"Discover how Willy became… Wonka."
"Every good thing in this world started with a dream."
"Timothée Chalamet -"
"- Chief-of-Police"
"- Arthur Slugworth"
"- Prodnose"
"- Ficklegrubber"
"- Mrs. Wonka: Willy's mother"
"Rowan Atkinson - Father Julius"
"Jim Carter - Abacus Crunch"
"- Piper Benz"
"- Mrs. Scrubbit"
"Hugh Grant - Lofty, an Oompa-Loompa"
"- Larry Chucklesworth"
"- Lottie Bell"
"Tom Davis - Bleacher"
"- Officer Affable"
"- The Countess"
"- Ship Captain"
"- Dorothy Smith"
"- Fruit and Veg Vendor"
"- Sinister Ship Captain"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!