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"Goodbye, Dorothy. Bye, Dodo. It's just that one road the whole time. Take your time, hurry up, darling."
"We have been through a frightening time. And there will be other times and other things that frighten us. But if you'll let me, I'd like to help. To change things. I'd like to try to be Glinda the Good."
"I would give anything to go back to a time when I ... when I actually believed that you were wonderful. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. No one believed in you more than I did. But there's no going back."
"Now you just wait a clock tick! It might be hard for you to comprehend that someone like him could choose someone like me, but it's happened, and it's real. And you can wave that ridiculous wand all you want, you can't change it. He never belonged to you. He doesn't love you; he never did. He loves me."
"Monkeys! Find. That. Dorothy. And bring back my sister's shoes!"
"Oh, for Oz's sake, stop crying! I can't listen to it anymore! You want to get home and see your Aunt what's-her-name again? Then get those shoes off your feet!"
"I wish that Glinda could know we're alive. But I know she can't. No one can ever know."
"I can't just stand there grinning, pretending to go along with all of this."
"[last words: looking for Boq during the tornado] Boq! Boq, where are you?"
"Citizens of Oz, there have been twelve tide turns since the Wicked Witch of the West escaped with our Grimmerie. Shield your children. Trust no Animals. She will be eliminated. Until then, the Wizard's vision for the Oz of tomorrow marches on."
"You listen to me, Missy. You may be fooling the rest of Oz, but you're not fooling me. You wanted this from the beginning, Ga-linda. And now you're getting what you wanted. So just do what you do best. Smile, wave, and shut up."
"You see, back where I come from, we got a whole lot of people who believe all sorts of things that aren't true. You know what we call it? History."
"[to Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion] Bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West, so I have proof that she's dead."
"– Elphaba Thropp"
"Ariana Grande-Butera – Galinda "Glinda" Upland"
"Jonathan Bailey – Fiyero Tiggelar"
"Jeff Goldblum – The Wonderful Wizard of Oz"
"– Nessarose Thropp"
"– Boq Woodsman"
"Michelle Yeoh – Madame Morrible"
"– Shenshen"
"– Miss Coddle"
"– Brrr the Cowardly Lion"
"– Dulcibear"
"– Chistery"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!