Who's Nailin' Paylin?

"You betcha, get naked!"

"You know Hillary, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but it's really hard to concentrate when your tongue's in my hoo hoo."

"Once again, the hypocritical left is trying to have it both ways. First, they criticize Governour Paylin for not having enough experience in the foreign policy arena. And then they slam her, because she's trying to show are godless, vodka swilling neigbours just a little down-home-hospitality. They make it sound like full lips, great tits, piercing-brown eyes and an ass that just won't quit for a bad thing. Well, excuse me: It that is a bad thing, than cut off my dick and express mail it to the nearest gay rightsparade."

"Lisa Ann — Serra Paylin (Sarah Palin)"

"Nina Hartley — Hilly (Hillary Clinton)"

"Jada Fire — Condi (Condoleezza Rice)"

"Sindee Jennings — Young Serra Paylin"

"Sascha — Russian soldier"

"Mick Blue — Russian soldier"

"Alec Knight — Husband (Todd Palin)"

"Lee Stone — Supporting cast"

"Evan Stone — Professor"

"Mike Horner — Bill Orally (Bill O'Reilly)"