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April 10, 2026
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"[[Spider-Man: No Way Home|I'll tell you what, man -- aliens... they do not love stones. [Venom Symbiote: Eddie! Don't start...] No, no, do not love stones. You know what they love? They love eating brains! Because that's what they do.]]"
"Now we actually are on the run, for something we did do, and I got stuck with the superhero who can't fly."
"Yeah. Yeah, great. Great. So now, we have the cops, the United States Army, and some creature from hell hunting us! Oh, God, I just saw blood mist spray out of the back of an alien's face!"
"[Venom Symbiote: What's next, Thelma?] Well, Louise... I'm not sure 20 bucks is gonna get us much in the way of motor transport. And I'm not ever riding in an alien horse again, so I guess it looks like we're stealing cars."
"Why do you keep knocking people out? What is wrong with you?!"
"Alright. Come and get us."
"I won't forget you, buddy."
"We're home! I'm so done with multiverse crap!"
"I've always wanted to see the Statue of Liberty..."
"We are fugitives! We are on the run! Yes, we are in the crap, yes. But! I will eat every bad guy that gets in our way..."
"Bad men, Eddie. Are we a Lethal Protector, or not?"
"Now that's horsepower!"
"I've watched Rain Man, and in my infinite wisdom as a celestial being, working the system is easy!"
"God, Lady Luck is a fickle slut!"
"Crap! We're in deep crap!"
"Eddie, my home has found us."
"I'm with you till the end."
"Eddie, it is time."
"It's just "bye" for now."
"I am Knull, God of the Void Slicer of Worlds. Long ago, when light invaded my kingdom, my symbiote children betrayed me. Imprisoned me here! At last, a Codex has been created. It is the key to my freedom! It will unlock this prison. I order you to search the corners of the universe until you find this key. Find me the Codex... And when I escape and annihilate every living planet and destroy my symbiote offspring, I will reward you... with your lives."
"Your champion has fallen… planets will be mine. The King in Black is awake… I will kill your world… Everyone will burn… and you… WILL WATCH!!!"
"There's an army coming that cannot be beaten."
"'Til death do they part."
"Witness the epic conclusion."
"Tom Hardy – Eddie Brock / Venom"
"– Rex Strickland"
"– Dr. Teddy Payne"
"– Martin Moon"
"– Patrick Mulligan"
"– Mrs. Chen"
"– Sadie Christmas"
"– Nova Moon"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!