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"This is me! This is how I win."
"I know. I know. Jews and colon cancer. What is that? I thought we were the chosen people."
"I made a crazy risk. You gamble and it's about to pay off."
"[weeping] Everything I do is not goin' right! Everything I do is not goin' right! I don't know what to do, I really don't."
"[holding the black opal] This fuckin' thing makes me feel like I can fly."
"Arno: Howard, you did this to yourself."
"Dinah Ratner: I think you are the most annoying person I have ever met. I hate being with you, I hate looking at you... And if I had my way I would never - see you - again."
"Adam Sandler — Howard Ratner, a jeweler and gambling addict"
"LaKeith Stanfield — Demany, an intermediary who recruits clients for Howard"
"Julia Fox — Julia De Fiore, Howard's employee and mistress"
"Kevin Garnett — a fictionalized version of himself during his years with the Boston Celtics"
"Idina Menzel — Dinah Ratner, Howard's wife"
"Eric Bogosian — Arno Moradian, a loan shark married to Dinah's sister"
"Judd Hirsch — Gooey, Howard's father-in-law"
"Keith William Richards — Phil, Arno's quick-tempered lead goon"
"Mike Francesa — Gary, Howard's bookie"
"Jonathan Aranbayev — Eddie Ratner, Howard's elder son"
"Noa Fisher — Marcel Ratner, Howard's daughter"
"The Weeknd — himself"
"Tommy Kominik — Nico, one of Arno's goons"
"Maksud Agadjani — Yussi, Howard's employee"
"Andrea Linsky — Joani, Howard's employee"
"Roman Persits — Roman, the bench jeweler at Howard's shop"
"Arthur Borukhov — Elan, Howard's employee"
"Ronald Greenberg — Rodney Bronstein, a pawnbroker"
"Marshall Greenberg — Steve Bronstein, a pawnbroker"
"Jacob Igielski — Beni Ratner, Howard's younger son"
"Hailey Gates — the receptionist at the Adley's auction house"
"Mitchell Wenig — Larry, one of Howard's creditors"
"Keren Shemel — Eiline Goldfarb, the mother of one of Marcel's classmates"
"Aren Topian — Eric Goldfarb, the father of one of Marcel's classmates"
"Louis Anthony Arias — Buddy, one of Arno's goons"
"Anthony Mecca — Michael, one of Arno's goons"
"Jake Ryan — "Dwarf 2""
"Greg "Mr. Flawless" Yuna — a fictionalized version of himself, a jeweler to celebrities"
"Benjy Kleiner — Aaron, Dinah's brother"
"Josh Ostrovsky — Noah, Dinah's cousin"
"Alexander Gilkes — the Adley's auctioneer"
"Wayne Diamond — the High Roller (a fictionalized version of himself), a fashion designer and gambler"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!