Unaccompanied Minors

"[Running out of the UM room] This goes against everything I believe in, but I gotta pee!"

"Oh man, Harvard's never gonna accept me with a police record! And I am not going to community college!"

"[to Donna after she kisses him] Wow! Man, you're so hot!"

"Six kids, snowbound in an airport on Christmas Eve, without supervision. Someone please call security."

"Silent night... Yeah, right."

"Six unaccompanied minors will become one unbelievable family."

"All flights cancelled. Christmas isn't!"

"Lewis Black as Oliver Porter"

"Wilmer Valderrama as Zach Van Bourke"

"Tyler James Williams as Charles "Charlie" Goldfinch"

"Dyllan Christopher as Spencer Davenport"

"Brett Kelly as Timothy "Beef" Wellington"

"Gia Mantegna as Grace Conrad"

"Quinn Shephard as Donna Malone"

"Paget Brewster as Valerie Davenport"

"Rob Corddry as Samuel "Sam" Davenport"

"Dominique Saldaña as Katherine Davenport"

"Wayne Federman as Airport Attendant"

"Mario Lopez as Part-Time Substitute minors watcher"

"Jessica Walter as Cindi"

"Rob Riggle as Head Guard Hoffman"

"David Koechner as Ernie"

"Tony Hale as Alan Davies"

"Cedric Yarbrough as Melvin "Mel" Goldfinch"

"Kristen Wiig as Carole Malone"

"Al Roker as Himself"

"Teri Garr as Aunt Judy (uncredited)"