Transylvania 6-5000 (1985 film)

"I don't work with lightning! I hate it! Ptui! I work with all this other shit!"

"Would you like to buy a monkey?"

"Is good, ya? Is funny?"

"Mac Turner: Crap? I like crap. I love crap. I need crap. Crap is what sells newspapers. Look around you. Crap, crap, crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap."

"The Mayor: This is Transylvania. Don't you want to ask us about Dracula? How about the Creature from the Black Lagoon? I got Godzilla in the next room. How about The Blob?"

"WANTED: Two thrill-seeking reporters, brains optional, looking to dig up the story of the century. For information call..."

"Jeff Goldblum — Jack Harrison"

"Joseph Bologna — Dr. Malavaqua"

"Ed Begley Jr. — Gil Turner"

"Carol Kane — Lupi"

"Jeffrey Jones — Lepescu"

"John Byner — Radu"

"Geena Davis — Odette"

"Michael Richards — Fejos"

"Donald Gibb — Wolfman"

"Norman Fell — Mac Turner"

"Teresa Ganzel — Elizabeth Ellison"

"Rudy De Luca — Lawrence Malbot"

"Inge Appelt — Madame Morovia"