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"The shit's chess, it ain't checkers!"
"To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf."
"It's not what you know; it's what you can prove."
"You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?"
"[singing] Oh where, oh where has my little Jake gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?"
"Fuck him and everybody who looks like him."
"You know, I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake!"
"Shit gets deeper... You get the picture?"
"[Jake leaves with Alonzo's pay-off for the Russian mob] What? Oh, no, you didn't. Wait a minute, no, you didn't! Aye, aye, Jake! Hey! Jake! Jake! Jake, come back here! Jake! You disloyal fool-ass bitch-made-punk. Jake! I need my money! Jake! [to the neighbourhood residents who turned on him, tired of his abuse] Awwww, you motherfuckers. [chuckles] Okay. All right. I'm putting cases on all of you bitches! Huh? You think you can do this shit? Jake! You think you can do this to me?! You motherfuckers will be playin' basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you! SHU program, nigga! 23 hour lockdown! I'm the man up in this piece! You'll never see the light of-- Who the fuck do you think you fuckin' with?! I'm the police! I run shit here! You just live here! Yeah, that's right, you better walk away! Go on and walk away, 'cause I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got shit on me! That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't fuck. I'm winnin' anyway. I'm winnin'. I'm winnin' any motherfuckin' way, I can't lose. Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. [laughing to himself] Shit! Oh, what a day! What a motherfucking day!"
"Three of a kind beats two pair, you fucking dumb truck."
"Alonzo, he's a hothead. Last week in Vegas some Russian starts talking shit and Alonzo he just snapped. Beat his ass to death. Turns out that Russian is a somebody and now Alonzo, he's into the Russians for a million."
"Hey pig, you ever had your shit pushed in? Your shit pushed in. Simple question."
"Smells like bacon in this muthafucka! What I look like, a sucka to you, nigga?! Fuck you, rookie! [Flees in wheelchair]"
"Denzel Washington — Detective Alonzo Harris"
"Ethan Hawke — Jake Hoyt"
"Scott Glenn — Roger"
"Tom Berenger — Stan Gursky"
"Harris Yulin — Detective Doug Rosselli"
"Raymond J. Barry — Captain Lou Jacobs"
"Cliff Curtis — "Smiley""
"Dr. Dre — Detective Paul"
"Snoop Dogg — Blue"
"Macy Gray — "Sandman"'s wife"
"Charlotte Ayanna — Lisa Hoyt"
"Eva Mendes — Sara"
"Nick Chinlund — Detective Tim"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!