This Hour Has 22 Minutes

"Go [BLEEP] yourselves! [to the people who had won the lottery in the past weekend]"

"22 Minutes looks back to the War of 1812, and the brief moment when Canada crushed America."

"New Brunswick Premier Brian Gallant joined the 22 Minutes cast in Halifax but don't worry - he watered the trees before he left New Brunswick"

"Today I am excited to announce that I am going to make Alberta the fifty first state, I really am."

"Get rid of your oil cards, they're useless now." Introducing, Settlers of Catanada: Sunny Ways Edition!"

"Cathy Jones (1993–present)"

"Shaun Majumder (2003–present)"

"Mark Critch (2005–present)"

"Gavin Crawford (2004–?)"

"Susan Kent (?- present)"

"Greg Thomey (1993–2005)"

"Mary Walsh (1993–2004)"

"Colin Mochrie (2001–2003)"

"Rick Mercer (1993–2001)"

"Geri Hall (2008–?)"