First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Congratulations on your purchase of a Universal Dynamics Robot."
"Do you need assistance?"
"I do not have the programming to be a mother."
"Aggression detected. I see your problem."
"The processing that used to happens here, is now coming more from here."
"He's got to leave this island by fall."
"I will protect him."
"Sometimes to survive, we must become more than we were programmed to be."
"I already have a home. And I am a wild robot."
"[last words] Hello, I am Rozzum 7134. But you can call me Roz."
"[sighs] Exemplary day for swimming tests."
"Processing. Beep, beep, boop, boop."
"What happened, was not your fault. But what you did trying to fix is everything. I love you... Mom."
"You need to learn how things work in this island."
"Swimming's easy. I can teach him the way my mom taught me. Swim! [kicks Brightbill into the water]"
"He's a runt. His chances aren't super good."
"[at the geese who bullied Brightbill.] I'LL SEE YOU ALL FOR DINNER!!! THIS IS NOT OVER!!!"
"You were not easy to find."
"The good people at Universal Dynamics have programmed us to put our targets at ease, so as to more efficiently facilitate their collection. But don't worry. Despite my cheery demeanor, I am unfeeling, inflexible, and morally neutral."
"[last words] We will just keep coming until we have you!"
"Lupita Nyong'o - ROZZUM unit 7134 ("Roz")"
"Pedro Pascal - Fink"
"Kit Connor - Brightbill"
"Catherine O'Hara - Pinktail"
"Bill Nighy - Longneck"
"Stephanie Hsu - Vontra"
"Mark Hamill - Thorn"
"Matt Berry - Paddler"
"Ving Rhames - Thunderbolt"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!