The Tuxedo

"That's definitely not a rental."

"The name's Tong, James Tong."

"When I look at you, I have a wet dream."

"Never touch my tuxedo."

"Jimmy, I hate to say this. But don't take advice from women about women."

"You're helping me out by being a guinea pig for a new product."

"We at Banning Springs have developed a new filtration process that would protect your assets against the biological holocaust that's coming."

"Jackie Chan as Jimmy Tong"

"Jennifer Love Hewitt as Del Baine"

"Drew Fuller as Clark Devlin"

"Debi Mazar as Steena"

"Ritchie Coster as Dietrich Banning"

"Peter Stormare as Dr. Simms"

"Mia Cottet as Cheryl"

"Romany Malco as Mitch"

"Daniel Kash as Roger"

"Jody Racicot as Kells"

"Boyd Banks as Vic"

"Bob Balaban as Winton Chalmers (uncredited)"

"Christian Potenza as CSA Agent Joel"

"Scott Wickware as CSA Agent Wallace"

"Karen Glave as CSA Agent Randa"

"Scott Yaphe as CSA Agent Gabe"

"Jordan Madley as Holly"

"Paul Bates as Lundeen"

"Noah Danby as Bike Messenger"

"Colin Mochrie as Gallery Owner"

"Kim Roberts as ER Nurse"

"Fred Rutherford as Banning Party Bouncer"

"Craig Eldridge as Doran"

"Ron Gabriel as Frank Rollins"

"James Brown as Himself"

"Stacey DePass as a Woman in the Park"

"Chris Coppola as Bodyguard (uncredited)"

"Brad Allan as Bodyguard (uncredited)"

"Michael Bunin as Bodyguard (uncredited)"

"Paul Anderovski as Bodyguard (uncredited)"

"Byron McIntyre as Bodyguard (uncredited)"

"Jeanette Roxborough"

"John Stoneham, Jr."

"Claire Hodgson (extra)"