The Story of Us

"Love is just lust in disguise, and lust fades, so you damn well better be with someone who can stand you."

"Marriage is the Jack Kevorkian of romance."

"Is it physically impossible to French-kiss a man who leaves the new roll of toilet paper resting on top of the empty cardboard roll? Does he not see it? DOES HE NOT *SEE* IT?"

"Oh, Dot. Put out once in a while, your face won't be so tight."

"And you can take that bread and shove it up the tops of your legs!"

"Bruce Willis - Ben Jordan"

"Michelle Pfeiffer -Katie Jordan"

"Rita Wilson - Rachel Krogan"

"Rob Reiner - Stan Krogan"

"Julia Hagerty - Liza"

"Tim Matheson - Marty"

"Lucy Webb - Joanie Kirby"

"Bill Kirchenbauer - Andy Kirby"

"Red Buttons - Arnie Jordan"

"Jayne Meadows - Dot"

"Tom Poston - Harry"

"Betty White - Lillian Jordan"

"Jennifer Hale - Cinderella (mature; speaking voice)"

"Lacey Chabert - Cinderella (young)"

"Christopher Daniel Barnes - Prince Charming (speaking voice)"

"Jim Cummings - The King"

"Kath Soucie - The Queen"

"April Winchell - Lydia Pearson the Train Lady"

"Jeff Bennett - Mr. Beaver"

"Jennifer Aniston - Mrs. Beaver"

"Mary Kay Bergman - Cinderella's mother"

"Arthur Holden - Cinderella's father"

"Frank Welker - Lucifer"