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April 10, 2026
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"[rips camera off the wall and speaks into it to Killian, who just offered him a job as a Stalker] You cold-blooded bastard! I'll tell you what I think of it. I'll live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE! [smashes camera]"
"[On the phone getting chewed out by government officials for the death of Subzero] Yes, I know a Stalker died. It was bound to happen sooner or later. Well, it IS a contact sport. Now look, you people at the Justice Department cannot have it both ways! You hired me to entertain. If you want to keep the people away from tax revolts, food riots, and bread lines and parked in front of their TVs? Well, you ain't gonna get that with reruns of Gilligan's Island!...Gilligan's Island?...You know!...[Hums a few bars from "The Ballad of Gilligan's Island"]...Yes, the one with the boat!"
"The year is 2019. The finest men in America don't run for President. They run for their lives."
"A game nobody survives. But Schwarzenegger has yet to play."
"It is the year 2017. "The Running Man" is a deadly game no one has ever survived. But..... Schwarzenegger has yet to play."
"2019. A game nobody survives. This year might be the exception."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ben Richards"
"MarÃa Conchita Alonso - Amber Mendez"
"Richard Dawson - Damon Killian"
"Yaphet Kotto - William Laughlin"
"Marvin J. McIntyre - Harold Weiss"
"Mick Fleetwood - Mic"
"Charles Kalani - Professor Subzero"
"Gus Rethwisch - Eddie "Buzzsaw" Vatowski"
"Jesse Ventura - Captain Freedom"
"Jim Brown - Fireball"
"Erland Van Lidth De Jeude - Dynamo"
"Sven-Ole Thorsen - Sven"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!