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"You are lying! I never hit you! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"
"[on his job at the bank] They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me, and I don't care anymore."
"[comes outside with a water bottle] I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! [throws the bottle on the ground in anger] I did not! Oh hi, Mark."
"Everybody betray me! I fed up with this world!"
"[to Lisa] Do you understand life?! Do you?!"
"Get out, get out, get out of my life!"
"Why, Lisa, why? Please talk to me! Pleeease! You are part of my life! You are everything! I cannot go on without you, Lisa!"
"You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live."
"You know what they say, "Love is blind!""
"I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you, darling! [laughing]"
"Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party. You invited all of my friends! Good thinking!"
"God...forgive me. [kills himself]"
"You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!"
"Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil."
"As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth! That's a promise."
"Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?"
"She's a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?"
"You think you're an angel... You're just like everybody else."
"Men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there's nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love."
"People are people. Sometimes they just can't see their own faults."
"Steven: I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off!"
"Chris R: Five minutes?! You want five (bleep) minutes, Denny?! You know what? [pulls out gun] I haven't got FIVE FUCKIN' MINUTES!? [Mark: Silence!]"
"Can you really trust anyone?"
"...Are you ready to see reflections of your life?"
"Tommy Wiseau - Johnny"
"Greg Sestero - Mark"
"Julliette Danielle - Lisa"
"Robyn Paris - Michelle"
"Carolyn Minnott - Claudette"
"Phillip Haldiman - Denny"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!