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"My dad hated lawyers. You might think I became one just to piss him off, but you'd be wrong. Did piss him off so much though that when he heard he fell off a ladder and didn't know who to sue first."
"Sworn in by a fool and vouched for by a scoundrel. I'm a lawyer at last."
"I knew exactly what was going on here. Just like when Daddy was in the bedroom crying and Mommy was sitting in the kitchen, face all bloody, saying that Daddy was sorry."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A hooker'll stop screwing you when you're dead."
"How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving."
"There's gotta be a hundred years of law experience sitting at this very table. My staff has flunked the bar exam six times."
"Every lawyer, at least once in every case, feels himself crossing a line that he doesn't really mean to cross... it just happens... And if you cross it enough times it disappears forever. And then you're nothin' but another lawyer joke. Just another shark in the dirty water."
"You know what a Rainmaker is, kid? The bucks are gonna be falling from the sky."
"There's nothing more thrilling than nailing an insurance company."
"Matt Damon - Rudy Baylor"
"Danny DeVito - Deck Shifflet"
"Jon Voight - Leo F. Drummond"
"Claire Danes - Kelly Riker"
"Mary Kay Place - Dot Black"
"Dean Stockwell - Judge Harvey Hale"
"Virginia Madsen - Jackie Lemancyzk"
"Mickey Rourke - J. Lyman "Bruiser" Stone"
"Roy Scheider - Wilfred Keeley"
"Red West - Buddy Black"
"Johnny Whitworth - Donny Ray Black"
"Andrew Shue - Cliff Riker"
"Teresa Wright - "Miss Birdie" Birdsong (final film role)"
"Danny Glover - Judge Tyrone Kipler"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!