The Pirate Movie

"[sitting and rubbing his back as a horse runs off] Ohhh! Oww! Ouch! Well I've been as sea since I was one, how the hell would I know how to ride a horse?"

"[scaring off Mabel's sisters and making them drop their flowers] I'm sorry! I didn't mean to deflower you!"

"The body's an eight, the brain's a ten, so let's go."

"Man, I'm older than the Beatles, but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones! yes my name is Major Genral stanly."

"Set Sail for the Musical Comedy Adventure of the Summer!"

"Yar! Buckle your swash and Jolly your Roger for the funniest rock 'n' rollickin' adventure ever!"