The Peanut Butter Falcon

"You are not invited to my birthday party!"

"Tyler, I am going to give you all of my wishes for my birthday."

"Maybe we could be friends and buddies... bro dogs... and chill. Have a good time!"

"[To a stranger] Hey, do you want to come to my birthday party?"

"You might not be saying the word 'retard', alright, I'll give you that, but you're damn sure are making him feel retarded."

"[Zak is inserting a VHS tape] I don't know. I'd love to have a nickel for every goddamn time we had to watch this tape. I'd be a rich 'un."

"Friends are the family you choose."

"There are sheep in this world and there are wolves in this world. And I know that you two boys are just two weary travelers who have lost your way. So, we are going to clean you up right with a baptism."

"[Pounds wall and says to Zak] Bedtime, retard."

"[Eleanor is watching tape] Come to my wrestling school in Ayden, North Carolina. And become a disciple of Salt Water Redneck. You can become not only a badass, but the badass. You will learn."

"Zack Gottsagen as Zak (as Zachary Gottsagen)"

"Ann Pierce as Rosemary (as Ann Owens)"

"Dakota Johnson as Eleanor"

"Bruce Dern as Carl"

"Shia LaBeouf as Tyler"

"Thomas Haden Church as Salt Water Redneck"

"Rob Thomas as Winkie"

"Jon Bernthal as Mark"

"Tim Zajaros as Orderly"

"John Hawkes as Duncan"

"Yelawolf as Ratboy"

"Jonathan D. Williams as Craig (as Jonathan Williams)"

"Deja Dee as Janice"

"Lee Spencer as Glen"

"Mark Helms as Trucker"

"Michael Berthold as Billy"

"Bruce Henderson as Convenience Store Clerk"

"Wayne Dehart as Blind Jasper John"

"Susan McPhail as Diner Waitress"

"Jake Roberts as Sam (as Jake 'The Snake' Roberts)"