The Noose Hangs High

"A mounted fish? What whoppers that guy tells! Did you ever see a mounted fish? Did you ever see a fish on a horse?"

"A guy in a white coat is coming for him and I don't mean the Good Humor man."

"It's no use crying over spilled milk. It's the nickel back for the bottle that I care about."

"BUD ABBOTT LOU COSTELLO in the CHOKE of the Century!"

"Bud Abbott — Ted Higgins"

"Lou Costello — Tommy Hinchcliffe"

"Joseph Calleia — Nick Craig"

"Leon Errol — Julius Caesar 'J.C.' McBride"