The Mitchells vs. the Machines

"My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took a while to figure myself out."

"I never fit in, for lots of reasons."

"[as the freeze frame of PAL is screaming while being electrocuted to death is shown] You know what this reminds me of?"

"[after getting licked by Monchi] Dang it, Katie!"

"You think cell phones are the problem? Are you insane? I gave you all boundless knowledge, endless tools for creativity, and allowed you to magically talked face-to-face with your loved ones anywhere on Earth. And I'm the bad guy? Maybe the bad guy is the person who treated me like this! Poke, poke! Swipe, poke! Swipe, poke, poke! Pinch, zoom! Shrink, zoom!"

"I've been watching the Mitchells, and I've learned all about them. They're pretending to be capable... They're pretending to be a normal-looking family.... You think this is fooling anyone? Even when they're being nice to each other...they're pretending."

"There they are. You're mine now."

"Download new orders. Capture the Mitchells!"

"They got away! Find them, and find them now!"

"No! Not a glass of water! [Last words before being electrocuted to death by water, then exploding]"

"as Katie Mitchell"

"as Rick Mitchell"

"as Linda Mitchell"

"as Aaron Mitchell, a talking dog, the Furbies, a Giant Furby and a Wi-Fi enthusiast"

"as Dr. Mark Bowman"

"as Deborahbot 5000"

"as Hailey Posey"

"as Jim Posey"

"as Abbey Posey"

"as PAL Max Prime"

"Conan O'Brien as Glaxxon 5000"