The Fortune Cookie

"How Harry Hinkle became a fortune cookie OR: some people will do anything for $249,000.92."

"Judy Pace - Elvira"

"Helen Kleeb - The lawyers' receptionist"

"Lisa Irwin (credited as Lisa Irwin Linsky) - Ginger Gingrich"

"John Todd Roberts - Jeffrey Gingrich"

"Keith Jackson - Football announcer"

"Herb Ellis - TV director"

"Don Reed - Newscaster"

"Louise Vienna - Girl on TV"

"Bob Doqui - Man in bar"

"John Anderson (uncredited) - Abraham Lincoln"

"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who'll do anything for money and those who'll do almost anything for money..."

"Why was she planted in Harry Hinkle's bedroom?"

"Is he a spy? A security risk? Is he unfaithful? Or is he a nice, normal shnook out to make a lousy million bucks by sheer accident!"

"Dough is the most important ingredient in THE FORTUNE COOKIE"

"Harry Davis - Dr. Krugman"

"Ann Shoemaker - Sister Veronica"

"Maryesther Denver - Nurse"

"Ned Glass - Doc Schindler"

"Sig Ruman - Professor Winterhalter"

"Archie Moore - Mr. Jackson"

"Howard McNear - Mr. Cimoli"

"Bill Christopher - Intern"

"Bartlett Robinson - Specialist #1"

"Robert P. Lieb - Specialist #2"

"Martin Blaine - Specialist #3"

"Ben Wright - Specialist #4"

"Dodie Heath - Nun"

"Herbie Faye - Maury"

"Billy Beck - Maury's assistant"

"[on Abraham Lincoln] Great president, lousy lawyer."

"[on Clarence Darrow] Great lawyer, lousy dresser."

"Jack Lemmon - Harry Hinkle"

"Walter Matthau - William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich"

"Ron Rich - Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson"

"Judi West - Sandy Hinkle"

"Cliff Osmond - Chester Purkey"

"Lurene Tuttle - Harry's mother"

"Harry Holcombe - O'Brien"

"Les Tremayne - Thompson"

"Laurne Gilbert - Kincaid"

"Marge Redmond - Charlotte Gingrich"

"Noam Pitlik - Max"

"[repeated line to his mother-in-law] Shut up, Mother."