The Dukes of Hazzard

"Possum on a gum bush!"

"Enos: Yes, sir, "Hound Dog"."

"Rosco: It's not "Hound Dog", you dipstick. It's "Top Dog"!"

"[In one episode when talking to Boss] That Hughie Hogg is so crooked he makes you look straight."

"Breaker 1, Breaker 1. I might be crazy but I ain't dumb, Craaaazy Cooter comin' atcha, any y'all Dukes out there on the Hazzard net, come on?"

"I'm gonna cuff ya and stuff ya."

"This is Sheriff RosCO... P. Coltrane here."

"[When someone else is talking on the phone] Say hello from Rosco."

"You dipstick!"

"Kew, Kew, I love it, I love it!"

"Shepherd to lost Sheep, Shepherd to lost Sheep."

"I'm in hot pursuit!"

"Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other casket? He said, 'Was that you coffin?'"

"That's a big ten-four, little fat buddy. I'm a commin', I'm a comin'!"

"Enos, this is your commanding officer speaking."

"Judas priest on a pony."

"Buckle up for safety Flash."

"Don't you threaten me."

"That J. D. Hogg is more crooked than a dog's hind leg."

"J.D. HOGG!"