The Dictator (2012 film)

"Why are you guys so anti-dictators? Imagine if America was a dictatorship. You could let 1% of the people have all the nation's wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes. And bailing them out when they gamble and lose. You could ignore the needs of the poor for health care and education. Your media would appear free, but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family. You could wiretap phones. You could torture foreign prisoners. You could have rigged elections. You could lie about why you go to war. You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group, and no one would complain. You could use the media to scare the people into supporting policies that are against their interests."

"$20 a day for the internet? What the fuck! And they accuse me of being an international criminal?"

"Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?"

"[to his pregnant wife] Are you having a boy or an abortion?"

"Sacha Baron Cohen — Admiral General/Prime Minister Haffaz Aladeen/Allison Burgers"

"Jason Mantzoukas — "Nuclear" Nadal"

"Anna Faris — Zoey"

"Ben Kingsley — Tamir Aladeen, Aladeen's uncle"

"John C. Reilly (uncredited) — Clayton"

"Edward Norton (uncredited) — himself"

"Megan Fox — herself"