The Descendants (film)

"[voiceover] Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen."

"[voiceover] Paradise? Paradise can go fuck itself."

"I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled... but I agree with my father; you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing."

"What is it that makes the women in my life destroy themselves?"

"[to Alex, about Brian Speer] On the phone he can escape, in person, he's got nowhere to go. I wanna see his face."

"[to Brian Speer] Elizabeth is dying. Wait... Fuck you! And she's dying."

"[to Elizabeth] Goodbye, Elizabeth. Goodbye, my love, my friend, my pain, my joy. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye."

"Hey, Scottie! Reina's a hoe-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys! She's a twat! Say it!"

"When I was over at Christmas, I caught her with the guy. It made me sick to see her near you. I went back to school thinking that that was it... that I was just done with her. I was gonna call and tell you everything, and... and then the accident happened, and... I was waiting until she woke up, I guess. You didn't even suspect. Right? Right? You disgusted me too. You're always so busy."

"I have gotten my act together. I was just drinking."

"[to Matt] It's ironic, Elizabeth in this misfortune just as you come into your fortune."

"George Clooney - Matt King"

"Shailene Woodley - Alexandra "Alex" King"

"Judy Greer - Julie Speer"

"Beau Bridges - Cousin Hugh"

"Nick Krause - Sid"

"Amara Miller - Scottie King"

"Matthew Lillard - Brian Speer"

"Robert Forster - Scott Thorson"

"Patricia Hastie - Elizabeth King"

"Mary Birdsong - Kai Mitchell"

"Rob Huebel - Mark Mitchell"

"Milt Kogan - Dr. Johnston"

"Laird Hamilton - Troy Cook"

"Michael Ontkean - Cousin Milo"

"Matt Corboy - Cousin Ralph"