The Chumscrubber

"[on a morbid cartoon everyone is watching] I live in a city, but in an apartment high above the cloud left by the blast. I'm one of the lucky ones. One morning, I awoke to find my head was no longer attached to my body. I'm not dead, but who could call this a life? So I do what I can, in this city of freaks and subhuman creatures. I became... The Chumscrubber."

"Crystal Falls: Don't pretend you're someone you're not, because after a while you forget you were acting, and so will everyone else."

"Various Teens: [repeated line] It's for school."

"Dean Stiffle: I read this statistic once, that the average kid sees something like 10,000 dead bodies on TV before he turns 18."

"Dean Stiffle: Can/Will somebody pick up THE GOD DAMN PHONE!"

"Mrs. Johnson: [repeated line to everyone] I just thought you should know that, in no way whatsoever, do I blame you for Troy's death."

"Terri Bratley: [after noticing officer Lou Bratley watching her from the other side of the street] I see you, Lou! Don't you think I can't see what you're doing, Lou! Can't you see I just don't fucking love you anymore!"

"Billy: [talking to dean in the phone] Hello? Ask for Dean. Is Dean there, please?"

"Billy: [playing Charley's "Chumscrubber" video game] Ah! Come on! Let's see some fucking gore/blood already."

"Fear. Trust. Love."

"Meet Generation Rx"

"Jamie Bell - Dean Stifle"

"Camilla Belle - Crystal Falls"

"Justin Chatwin - Billy"

"Glenn Close - Carrie Johnson"

"Rory Culkin - Charlie Stiffle"

"Thomas Curtis - Charlie Bratley"

"William Fichtner - Mr. Bill Stiffle"

"Ralph Fiennes - Mayor Michael Ebbs"

"John Heard - Officer Lou Bratley"

"Lauren Holly - Boutique Owner"

"Jason Isaacs - Mr. Parker"

"Allison Janney - Allie Stiffle"

"Josh Janowicz - Troy"

"Carrie-Anne Moss - Jerri Falls"

"Lou Taylor Pucci - Lee Parker"

"Rita Wilson - Terri Bratley"