The Cable Guy

"I can be your best friend or your enemy. You seem to prefer the latter."

"I'll juice ya up!"

"Hey, Stanley. I'm on a pay phone, so if you're there, pick it up. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Well OK, call me back."

"Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!"

"The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down. Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down."

"I just wanna hang out! NO BIG DEEEEEAAAALLL!!!"

"There's no such thing as free cable"

"Once you're hooked... you're his"

"Are you ready to get wired?"

"For the Yelnats family, the price of cable is about to go up."

"He’s a real live wire"

"He came... He saw... He tormented..."

"Stanley Yelnats"

"Stanley's Grandpa"

"Stanley's Father"

"Stanley's Mother"