The Cabin in the Woods

"An army of nightmares, huh? Let's get this party started. [hits purge button releasing all the monsters]"

"Statistical fact: cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics."

"[While group is in the cellar] Alright, I'm drawin' a line in the fuckin' sand. Do not read the Latin!"

"[after discovering a hidden camera] Oh my God. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I'm such a burn-out."

"[After Dana discovers Judah's dismembered body] Yeah, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?"

"Puppeteers..."

"[to Dana and Marty] This is all most unpleasant. I know you can hear me. I hope you'll listen. You won't get out of this complex alive. What I want you to try to understand is that you mustn't. Your deaths will avert countless others. You've seen horrible things: an army of nightmare creatures. And they are real. But they are nothing compared to what lies beneath us. There is a greater good, and for that you must be sacrificed. Forgive us... and let us end it quickly."

"You think you know the story."

"If you hear a strange sound outside... have sex."

"If an old man warns you not to go there... make fun of him."

"Quaint abandoned property... sold."

"If something is chasing you... split up."

"Kristen Connolly - Dana Polk"

"Chris Hemsworth - Curt Vaughan"

"Anna Hutchison - Jules Louden"

"Fran Kranz - Marty Mikalski"

"Jesse Williams - Holden McCrea"

"Richard Jenkins - Gary Sitterson"

"Bradley Whitford - Steve Hadley"

"Brian White - Daniel Truman"

"Amy Acker - Wendy Lin"

"Sigourney Weaver - The Director"

"Tim de Zarn - Mordecai"

"Jodelle Ferland - Patience Buckner"

"Matt Drake - Judah Buckner"

"Dan Payne - Mathew Buckner"

"Dan Shea - Father Buckner"

"Maya Massar - Mother Buckner"

"Tom Lenk - Ronald the Intern"