The Apple Dumpling Gang (film)

"You know something, Amos? The Lord poured your brains in with a teaspoon, and somebody joggled His arm. I keep trying to tell you we ain't got no lead to throw, and no powder to throw it with."

"Anytime you got one of them down-home sheriffs, you always got a town full of vigilantes."

"I've never teamed two more unlikely prospects. You two go together like ice cream and whiskey. But I guess you'd be man and wife same as regular people, and nobody could say different."

"Bill Bixby - Russell Donovan"

"Susan Clark - Magnolia Dusty Clydesdale"

"Don Knotts - Theodore Ogelvie"

"Tim Conway - Amos Tucker"

"David Wayne - Col. T.R. Clydesdale"

"Slim Pickens - Frank Stillwell"

"Harry Morgan - Homer McCoy"

"John McGiver - Leonard Sharpe"

"Don Knight - John Wintle"

"Clay O'Brien - Bobby Bradley"

"Brad Savage - Clovis Bradley"

"Stacy Manning - Celia Bradley"

"Dennis Fimple - Rudy Hooks"

"Pepe Callahan - Clemons"

"Iris Adrian - Poker Polly"

"Fran Ryan - Mrs. Stockley"

"Big Russell - Herm Dally"

"James E. Brodhead - The Mouthpiece"

"Jim Boles - Easy Archie"

"Olan Soule - Rube Cluck"

"Tom Waters - Rowdy Joe Dover"

"Dawn Little Sky - Big Foot"

"Joshua Shelley - Broadway Phil"

"Richard Lee-Sung - Oh So"

"Arthur Wong - No So"

"Dick Winslow - Slippery Sid"

"Bill Dunbar - Fast Eddie"

"Wally Berns - Cheating Charley"