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"Your Honour, these men were acting under my command. Any judgment should be levied on me and me alone."
"[repeated line] I love it when a plan comes together."
"[to attendant after barely escaping cremation] So, Satan walks into this bar... [The attendent faints]"
"Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable."
"This is a hell of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into... [gets punched in the face by a soldier] Good morning!"
"[to General Tuco] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! Think about it. Adios... Mother... F...! [Hannibal and B.A. arrive in B.A.'s van]"
"[as Tuco flies in U.S. airspace] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! In other words, Adios... Mother... F...! [Tuco is shot down]"
"[shoots twice on the airport and points out at one of Lynch's men] Oh, mein Gott! Er hat eine Waffe! Er hat eine Waffe! EINE WAFFE!! (Oh, my god! He's got a gun! He's got a gun! A gun!) Sucker!"
"Hey Bosco it's a little stuffy, I'm gonna pop the window! [opens tank hatch and fires the machine gun at the attacking drones] YEAAHHH! WHAT YOU GOT BITCHES!? WHAT YOU GOT!?"
"[After 2 of the 3 parachutes connected to the tank are cut off by one of the drone's wreckage] Hannibal, we're in trouble!"
"[from trailer] I'm B.A., and you're gonna be unconscious."
"[In the tank] I'm too young to die!"
"The only reason I don't kick your asses is cos y'all outrank me!"
"[After being tricked into flying] What you don't realise is now I gotta kill all of y'all! I'll kill all of y'all! Hannibal first, then Murdock! I'm gonna save Face for last!"
"[singing as he spins on a helicopter blade] You spin me right round baby, right round! Rotors are good, sir!"
"Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!"
"[in fake English accent, after turning off chopper engine] That's how we deal with heat seekers, chaps! We go cold."
"[after B.A almost fell out of the chopper] Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!"
"[While Face is firing at the drones with the tank's machine gun] Let me have a turn, Face, c'mon!"
"[in the tank as it's falling] It's been an honor, gentlemen! The greatest ride is the last ride, Colonel!"
"[To an old lady as their tank comes out of the lake] Which way to Berlin?"
"[about Face's team] I would never tell him this, but they are the best clandestine unit in the four branches, and they specialize in the ridiculous."
"Liam Neeson - Col. John "Hannibal" Smith"
"Bradley Cooper - Lt. Templeton "Face" Peck"
"Quinton "Rampage" Jackson - Sgt. Bosco Albert "B.A." (Bad Attitude) Baracus"
"Sharlto Copley - Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock"
"Jessica Biel - Charissa Sosa"
"Patrick Wilson - Agent Vance Burress a.k.a. Agent Lynch"
"Brian Bloom - Brock Pike"
"Gerald McRaney - General Russell Morrison"
"Jon Hamm - Lynch"
"Terry Chen - Ravech"
"C. Ernst Harth - Crematorium Attendant"
"Corey Burton - Narrator"
"Anita Brown - Attractive Prison Guard"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!